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Fuck off!

About 2 and a half hours! Fucking pathetic! Aye-and on some services 2hrs 10. Obscene.

Aye, it's Monday 16th in only 3 days.

Quality. Could exhaust the bandwidth on this just quoting all day. Must be tedious as owt for anyone else reading the thread tho! Renton.....I'd really recommend it, but as 2Tugs says, well advised to brush up on series 1-3 first. If you've got Virgin it's all free on demand anyway.

That episode where theyre in the park stalking Jeff and Sophie and the TV cameras are there doing a feature on anti social behaviour: "There were three types of crisps!" PS.....I only worked out recently that Jeff is Ray Von out of Phoenix Nights. "It's not even a proper cocktail" "I eat frozen chips from the bag." That episode as well when Alan from Phoenix Nights makes an appearance as Darryl the racist is another classic especially Superhans appearance. "Cover Mark cover, just a couple of mates playing a friendly game of baseball." Gog wanting more Cor Anglais! Mark after being asked for more money of Jez: That's not the favour?

Yes it is but you also need to get the older series' Renton me boy as they are superb. Series 1 episode 4 when we first meet The Johnson is probably my favourite episode of comedy of all time. If not just for Mark's Gary Neville tash. Quality that in the sushi bar. Jez playing it cool.....

I dunno....Last of the Summer Wine is still as fresh as ever. Yeah I had my reservations too. Also the end of three might have been the perfect ending as Mark got what he always wanted only to realise he didnt want it anymore-with the question mark over whether he'd have the balls to do anything about it or just accept his fate. Don't like to over analyse comedy too much tho....it's either funny or it aint tbf and we shall see.

That episode where theyre in the park stalking Jeff and Sophie and the TV cameras are there doing a feature on anti social behaviour: "There were three types of crisps!" PS.....I only worked out recently that Jeff is Ray Von out of Phoenix Nights.

Not Nancy or Big Suse? Sophie. Big Suse hands down tbf. The only negative I can see about her is that she's Claudia Winkleman's half-sister. Jwtbh. Has anyone heard her currently being paid handsomely to suck all of the humour out of Dara O Brien's Radio 2 show?

"Look at that arse! Is that the best arse you could have? Has she got a supermodels arse? Admit it Mark, she's got a fat arse!"

Bring it.

Portrayal of the 1970s as "a bit less tolerant than today" shocker! You'd think someone in a teachers' union might have something actually useful to do with their time... I would imagine phrases like 'fairy boy' are about as inoffensive as it gets in the school playground. FACT tbh. When I was a kid we lived in the middle of a road etc.

Photoshopped Now way! Thats definitely Gemmil Pwned!

Bring it.

Theres nee houses in H-L-S worth 230K, trust me!

When my housemate moved out, our letting agency wouldn't give him £100 of his deposit, citing it as an administrative charge for changing a name on the contract. As this is clearly illegal, when they accidentally refunded him for a month's rent he kept £100 of it. Is that justified? Depends what was on the small print I guess, is it necessarily illegal? You need to ask MancMag on whether the tough titty law applies. I've ripped off land lords before anyway, I must admit. Arguable either way that one. It's perfectly legal to withold rent to offset against breaches of contract on the landlords side. I guess you'd be arguing that what the landlord did in the admin payment was a breach of contract. Whether or not that would be the case is a question of fact-ie what does the contract say re admin fees for such things? Beyond that there may be a question of law-ie was what the contract says re admin fees legal (and therefore valid and enforceable) under consumer protection law, but thats an altogether more involved argument and probably not worth the powder and shot for 100 notes. I'm not a housing law solicitor btw....always amuses me that if people know you're a lawyer they expect you would have an encyclopaedic knowledge of every aspect of law. It's a bit like asking a GP to conduct a heart bypass operation. Actually I reckon I'd be about as much use as a GP in that scenario

Superman pwns Batman so badly it's unreal.

FYP Way too PC for the G-Man that tbf.

Bernard Manning has just logged in on Isegrim's account, using Jim Davidsons laptop.

Do you know many, like? I know some who sell carpets, I assume it's much of a muchness. LOL's. I'm sure that's fair comment then.

Do you know many, like?

This. Leave it, Noisewater!

Balls to that, Teen Wolf!

Come on Chelsea tbh. Not gonna happen tho.

Aye....notice a lot of this goes on. Can you imagine his flatmates face after he's been losing cider left right and centre all term due to cries of poverty....only for Thomas to tip up with a brand new £1000 guitar!