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Not ideal (obviously) but don't mind if they're out for Chelski. No hoper tbh. Get them back for the 'must win' games.

No one gives a shit about show jumping tbh. If she wasn't who she was she wouldn't even be in the running. Exactly. What a fucking joke. And you can't say that her priveleged upbringing is irrelevant here because: 1) People who are stupid enough to be royalists obviously swung the voting. 2) How many lasses from Byker get the chance to ride a horse worth several hundred grand? Burn the lot of them. Basically agree with this, but still think she's fit.

I like the cut of your jib!

I would like.... I would but I wouldn't be paying for the pleasure! To be fair to the lad she does look like she swallows and wouldnt fight back if you poked her in the ring. The chebs divn't look too bad either. Oh fucking have a word with yourselves!

SMO's missus as Alf Garnett tbh.

Some poor lads gonna have a sore head (and more than likely a sore arse) tomorrow morning.

His lasses surname was manning before she married the first time, I kid you not You want to have a serious look into that family tree, Smooth!

Smooth......is your mother in law Bernard Manning? And does the daughter look anything like the mother

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

Some of it was hers as well. Fucking joke and no mistake.

Knocked one out off the balcony more like.

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here. Come and do my cleaning to take your mind off it pet This is going to make me sound sad as fuck but I was ironing for five hours straight, yesterday. Work. Iron. Bed. Work Rock n roll eh? Jesus wept.

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here.

They dont have to be mate, you'll be shouting about it for them! Like a Nicky Campbell for the local porvort community.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder.

Fucking Hell! Enjoy it marra!

Fucking hell...imagine if you actually put some graft in there!

Quality! In all seriousness though whatever is planned the whole thing should be organised to compile as much info as possible, including getting his name if possible, more photos etc. Take the piss Royal with whatever humiliation can be visited on him but importantly then pass the story on to the local rag who could really shame him! If he is as bang at this as much as Karl's experiences suggest then theres probably already a local interest and buzz about the identity of the blerk so i reckon theyd be interested if the story had already written itself for them.

Jesus wept. Turns out her hair is the least of her worries.

PS......even worse are the ones who find it funny. They should be sat there with their fucking head in their hands tbh, never mind laughing about it.

I'm not sure where the last part of that quote is going but I agree with the first sentence wholeheartedly.

I've got nowt but contempt for that attitude. Her dad used to be a bus driver before he retired-apparently she thinks he still does it for fun. That reminds me. Must ring him and ask if I can have a lift to my Christmas do... Unbelievable.

I've got nowt but contempt for that attitude. Her dad used to be a bus driver before he retired-apparently she thinks he still does it for fun.