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Has he not got a production company? Most of them do. Thats where his wealth would come from if so. As for the beeb, I don't think its salaries would account for that sort of money. Angus Deayton was on top dollar a few ywars back before his high profile whoring, but I think he was 'only' on £500k

Agreed. I'm also a bit suss of lasses that like football tbh.

I cant do hats, they make me look like a complete spaz. Alex simply doesnt have the option.

I'm not commenting on what its like for the lasses..I wouldnt know. A Henri Lloyd beanie tho ffs?!

Aye, I know what you mean. I think I saw Gemmill in that top an all. I don't have a Diesel top dicklick! What was that one that made you look like a tit then? .....no not that one, the other one. .....no not that one either...........

Aye, I know what you mean. I think I saw Gemmill in that top an all.

Touched a nerve tbf. My work shirts are recommended to me by bummers with fancy haircuts so they must be safe tbh.

Is this question purely rhetorical? Next shirts (for work) are canny imo. If you work in Next maybe.

Is this question purely rhetorical?

Silence, jizzbolt. Peasepud: Next *groans* Radg: Stolen from Ivor *cringes*

Anyone got any brands they do wear/care to declare an affinity with? Come on, lets have a laugh. I'd like to think I'm not 'brand led' but Diesel always seem to have one or two decent offerings (belts and kecks anyways, not really so much for tops) and I'm well into Hudson shoes at the minute. As far as predictions go, I'll get the ball rolling. I reckon: Wacky: Sonnetti/Stone Island SMO: Firetrap Renton: Geordie Jeans Gemmill: Tesco own Alex: Sergio Georgini Brock:Top Man Fish: USC Wincing at all of the above btw.

But can he discern it from the noises in his head? (Laughs)

But can he discern it from the noises in his head?

Bit anal tbh

Have you got no running water or something?

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. 'damp squid' Aren't most squid damp? What is a squib anyway? Like a torch or firework thing that burns with an open flame. Hence if it's damp it doesnt burn. ........pretty much like a squid.

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. 'damp squid'

What are we discussing here you rambling buffoon-undeserving millionaires or kangaroos arse eaters? Make your mind up.

You should MC for them at their space launches instead of that countdown bloke. Not Richard Whiteley.

I dread to think what Wacky gets to smell, walking round at crotch level all day. In Byker.

Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? Agreed. Though I do like to see it worn as a dress from time to time, I wouldnt step it up that extra level. Far too pink imho.

Knobcheese!

Gemmill typically carries two manbags for when he's on the pull. One for his head and one to stick on hers in case his falls off etc etc. By the way, you can take my name off the roll of shame Wacky you pigmy-cocked inbred.

You only have a shit once every two months?