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Hope that was picking up on my Alan Partridge reference earlier.

I'm so disgusted with Moyles I couldnt even bring myself to post in the DJ thread.

Chris Moyles has literally no redeeming features, and in the case of his face, no discernible features, the lardy arsed pile of wank.

"...described as, and I quote "lovely stuff". Not my words, Lynne. The words of Sufjan Stevens"

That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. He was waxing lyrical about Daniel Craig's pecs the other day an'all. Wouldn't be surprised if he tucks his chopper between his legs and prances about shouting "Foof! I've got a foof!" when his girlfriend's out. Toontastic's very own Pete O'Burns tbh.

That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body.

I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you.

Thats the badger! Think i've got a new nickname for young Luke. By the way on the subject of 'Bush' (how apt), did you see the photos of that note he wrote to Condaliza Rice asking if he could take a bathroom break? He writes in a mixture of upper and lower case; the absolute hallmark of a mong! The leader of the free world ffs! I saw that in the ST yesterday. Aye, thats where I saw it-still fresh in my mind. I find it fucking frightening.

Thats the badger! Think i've got a new nickname for young Luke. By the way on the subject of 'Bush' (how apt), did you see the photos of that note he wrote to Condaliza Rice asking if he could take a bathroom break? He writes in a mixture of upper and lower case; the absolute hallmark of a mong! The leader of the free world ffs!

Mate of mine reckons you can buy pubic wigs these days. Forgotten what he reckons theyre called. Think theyre sposed to be for lasses as opposed to blokes like.

Aye. Agreed. It's ironic that you couldnt possibly coach what Warne has into any up and coming bowler, it's just pure talent, but it's fair to say their set up should always produce very capable cricketers.

Aye...him and Thompson if you please. Probably shaving each others. I almost vomited all over my pubes.

...don't forget he's a year older now too and he's hardly played any cricket in a year. is his aging body up to a 5 test series? take mcgrath and warne out of their side and they're ordinary. if mcgrath isn't on song or misses a couple of tests through injury, they're beatable. Take their two main bowlers out of their side and they're ordinary? Well.........yeah!

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats! Geordie aggro! Biggest bunch of twats I've ever met. Was just in the queue minding my own business, wasn't that pissed, they checked my ID as they do to everyone then one of them recognised me, said your not coming back in here after Saturday. And your right, I'm pretty sure it will be because of the Geordie aggro after rather than actually being thrown out! Bad craic that like if they've got your card marked. Give it a month or two I reckon before making your next attempt and see if the faces have changed. Proper nobheads either way. You wanna persuade your flatmates to go to Jabez or 42nd Street in the meantime. I reckon Luke looks like trouble wherever he goes like. Shaved heed and a shaved ball sack. It's a combination for bother.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats! Geordie aggro!

Wor lass spent a few years in Saudi as a bairn and she reckons it's particularly difficult to deal with as a kid. Admittedly thats the experience of a 'whitey' in a foreign land, but her mam had to wear a similar get up too and it was obviously 'the norm' on the streets so it wasnt like the problem was simply down to the fact it was alien to her. Kids especially need to be able to trust a person and a lot of that comes from being able to read facial expressions. Kids learn in the same way-by studying faces. She still has an issue with it to this day.

I reckon we've got no chance. Still looking forward to it though.

He's excited about absolutely everything and that is precisely why he should be shot in the face. Also just the way he talks generally he tries to hard to sound "cool without appearing to put any effort into sounding cool". Send him back. Prevent his mama from having an open casket at the funeral. Like your thinking.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh.

Very true. You also have to factor in that there are only a few 'safe' sleeping positions for a man of his proportions, which might also militate against a decent nights sleep depending on their level of comfort.

Reckons he's ''all that, front to back!'' in a bootylicious way.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion.

Just called fat boys mates solvent abusers.

What the fuck was that celebration? Complete fanny tbh.