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How shit is the Metro Centre by the way? Not just cos its fucking awful for queues and chavs etc.....but is there even one good shop in there? I used to love it as a bairn. Love it.

If thats not bad enough I'm gonna have flashes of Alex on the job at 5pm an all. This weekends turned to ratshit already.

I'm going with a lad who laughs at absolutely anything at all as well. You know the type. This could be a nightmare.

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? Aye, I saw it at the City Hall last Friday night. I hadn't seen any of their sketch show so I was just going off the fact I liked them on Peep Show, and it really wasn't very funny at all mate. It had its moments but there were only 3 or 4 laugh out loud moments. They've got these two extras who come on between scenes and they are so fucking annoying it's untrue. Particularly the lass - her voice!? The funniest thing all night was a question some lad asked from the audience. They were doing that thing where they have "boffins" and he asks them daft questions. This lad pipes up with "How come when Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive spider he became a superhero, yet this Russian spy loses all his hair and dies within a week?". Webb and Mitchell pissed themselves and one of them came back with "Yes, technically the boffins don't like it when you're funnier than them." I'm not saying it's not worth going, but it's not very good. Fuckin hell. Thats pissed all owa my bonfire then you big steaming shite!

Shove your Jordans and your Phina's (JWtbh) up your arse. Best bikini in the jungle yet for my money. I thought she was completely booshank.

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? I think they're canny - get yourself back for it! Nah so do I...and I love Peep Show. Just Gemmill's put the shits up us now making me think their live act must be bobbins. Has he seen it?

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then?

Case of the deaf leading the blind tbh.

Christmas do the neet, Blackburn the morra, Mitchell and Webb Live Saturday neet, all Stockport sunday league games called off Sunday. Mint!

What sort of gear was he wearing?

Aye.....Renton's christmases come at once this.

Where were you when we were shit?!

Speaking of which I loved it when Timmy and Jimmy started gangbanging in South Park to try and get in with the other Crips.

(pork)nuckle dragger tbh

Criminy!

Chris Moyles....in the throat.

Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? yes, personally I wouldnt want to get it messed up, dirtied, sullied or itched....it means far too much! Mind you, hubby HATES football with as much passion as I love it, if i wore a Toon shirt or ANY football shirt to bed. he'd definitely turn over and go to sleep! Did I miss something? At which part did he blow his beans? He's a very quick operator!

Everyone look.....EVERYONE LOOK!!!!!!! This is NOT attractive to Gemmill! EVERYONE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

Definitely second date territory. A gentleman knows these things. Noblesse oblige.

All the lasses you've dismissed on here, and you've got a thing for Piper?! Are you being serious? Piper pisses all over the other girls you're on about. And in my mind, all too literally. Billie fucking Piper? She's not even half-nice! Outside tbh.

All the lasses you've dismissed on here, and you've got a thing for Piper?! Are you being serious? Piper pisses all over the other girls you're on about. And in my mind, all too literally.

He lost interest when he started hanging out the back of Billie tbh. And I dont blame him.

No, that's a squid. Fishbreath.....did you read my explanation and still think that your burnt offering was required?

Chris Evans was genuinely funny in his day and was a canny business man. Chris Moyles is a fat talentless prick and it boils my piss when wor lass sits in the car laughing at him.

casual wear - stussy, carhartt, red ear, penguin, maharishi posh threads - paul smith, reiss etc Should come under 'posh threads' tbh. Canny dear both of those for what they are.