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So he's obsequious, obnoxious, ubiquitous and he's sucking Cat Stevens dick? (Youseff Islam). And he's on £28k a year a good smattering of 's btw

I vote he means obnoxious 177011[/snapback] Not unless that is now a big word for c*nt. George Galloway is a tosspot he will do anything to be an MP and get attention. He has glorified suicide bombers called for attacks on his own country and thinks Saddam Hussein is a good guy. At the moment he is sucking Islam's dick cos that is his electorate. 177024[/snapback] Mohammed on a monkey spunk moped!

Oh.....a general ' ' disclaimer btw.

At least wish him well in his new job tbh. £28k after all.

I reckon he means ubiquitious. OPINION!

Russell Brand summed him up perfectly. They showed a clip of Galloway savaging Barrymore in one of their trademark set-twos. Galloway comes out with something along the lines: "You're the most wicked person I've ever met!"....it then pans back to Brand who comes out with the classic : "The most wicked person he's ever met? He's had tea with Saddam Hussein ffs!" The sad thing with Galloway is that he picks some righteous causes but at the end of the day theyre always, always all about him. Which when you think about it is really sad.

The Delbert Wilkins show? I don't know where he thought up the titles tbh. I think his best comedy was as that headmaster. But that wasnt sposed to be a comedy. You could tell that because it wasnt called 'headmaster'. 176919[/snapback] Hope and Glory 176934[/snapback] 'wasn't' called headmaster.

Jesus wept! For the second time today!

Richard Blackwood talking about paedos being able to emitt a scent from the keyboard! Thge fucking moron. To think, I used to like him in 'Chef' an all.

The Delbert Wilkins show? I don't know where he thought up the titles tbh. I think his best comedy was as that headmaster. But that wasnt sposed to be a comedy. You could tell that because it wasnt called 'headmaster'.

You'd think Lenny Henry'd have a better sense of humour having to live with Dawn French.

An issue of symmetry? 176879[/snapback] Marty Feldmans eyes tbh.

Getting Gary Lineker and Phil Collins to do those fake ads for the charity Nonce-Sense was something else too Also, didn't the Daily Star have a massive pop at Chris Morris while having an 'article' / photo about Charlotte Church baps in the same edition when she was only aged 15 or 16? 176840[/snapback] To be fair, the Lineker bit in particular was the one bit that made me wonder whether some of the celeb soundbites were actually knowing, tongue in cheek participation. But apparently not. Which makes it complete genius for me. The bit where he's got his son on in front of the paedo (in the stocks) is class too-he's put out cos the paedo doesnt fancy his kid. Charlotte Church's baps are to be avoided at any age.

How apt!

Dr Fox nailing a crab to the desk. The fucking mong.

Dunno about one-liner but as for a one-worder, the Brass eye special on paedos' and the paedo who was left disabled (or 'quadraspazzed') after a prison nonce bashing

Practically anything by Mani/Stone Roses (for which I spose you might as well read Peter Hook).

Jesus Wept!

Oh, behave! You get a knock-back last night or summat?? As the song goes...You would and you know you would I would, anyway 175545[/snapback] Beating em off with a shitty stick tbh.

borderline boiler tbf

Poker face? I might have to!

I disagree. The standard of life here is high, the quality of life is low. As was pointed out in a recent study I seem to remember. Are we happier than 30 years ago despite being twice as prosperous? I doubt it. 173572[/snapback] you say potayto, I say potahto you say attractive, I say aesthetically pleasing. tbh

I'd be tempted but the old cliche 'If you can't do the crime, don't do the crime' would make me think long and hard about it. Don't think I could hack 6 months in prison if I'm being honest. 173244[/snapback] Sage advice.

bed-wetter tbh.