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having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard 143374[/snapback] The only one that can't read tbh. 143376[/snapback] ...............fuck.

having recently discovered a person that had been dead for 5 days, shut up in a heated room with no windows open, i can tell you that all that happens way before 13 months 143340[/snapback] The macabre to one side momentarily....how can you tell that if they'd been dead 5 years? That doesnt make sense tbh. As usual I'm the ONLY one to spot the defective logic and tread that extra inquisitive yard

Use of 'but' -ie 'despite that fact' Defective and incurable logic.

Is that the most flawed logic we've ever witnessed on here? And I include the likes of Taylor27 and StevieH whatever-his-name-is in that.

The cholestorol flying around this thread is breathtaking.

yes thats true, i did say my curves were getting curvier Hate white chocolate You have to try the galaxy or bounty.....i think they do crunchie ones too 143140[/snapback] I don't like white chocolate, but for some reason white chocolate Magnums are class. 143145[/snapback] Racialist.

You think Crouch can dance? 143100[/snapback] It's just not dancing unless its around a manbag tbh.

Even more desperate for the limelight than Loos tbh. Simple as. Porcine Masturbation notwithstanding.

Aye, fair point like. I think Sharon's a complete twat and a hypocrite par excellence, but in complete fairness to her, I've never seen her wank off a pig.

Stay off the meths! Maradonna was hardly 'media friendly'.

So much for that one 142915[/snapback] I s'pose you had to be there. 'There' clearly being an all male bottom ticklers Scandinavian sex sauna

Well it is a nice toilet roll holder if that eases the pain.

Just don't tell my boss. Anyway I've got a Member of the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales certificate that begs to differ. 142905[/snapback] Accountancy degree dispenser

To be fair I did that complicated handshake and had one trouser leg rolled half way up. I'm a freemason as well as a rasta though so it was hardly proof conclusive.

I thought he was from Dublin. 142889[/snapback] Yeah, originally, but he now lives in France with his g/f and gadgets? Iirc he once said he was in his forties but somehow I really doubt this...... 142893[/snapback] Sorta makes him surplus to requirements n'est-ce pas?

Scott blatantly cant do word-play. FACT!

Bogtrotter I believe. He's very PC about it. I said the wrong thing once and he looked up at me from my newly tarmacked drive, raised his eyebrows (including the ones on his cheeks) and played merry hell!

Where theres a will.... *David Brent "More word play" David Brent*

Depending on what you read I'm either Jamaican or Northern Irish. An Irish Reggae sensation if you will. Pat O' Banton.

Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. 142851[/snapback] Says the half-mackem. 142865[/snapback] /half Jamaican 142868[/snapback] I prefer 'Jamackem' if you dont mind

What are you, some sort of tramp or summat?

(It may have been used before but I don't care) Well Toonraider, I really do think the proof is in the pudding tbh. 142848[/snapback] perhaps the Queen of puddings will tell us? (you know who you are) 142850[/snapback] Everything eventually gets back round to Gemmill. As sure as eggs is eggs.

Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf.

I'd like to think that all of his fellows DJ's rip the piss out of him constantly to his face tbh.

Are you sure you haven't confused me with a paedophile? 142813[/snapback] No, I was referring to your comment about men sliding down greasy poles! 142814[/snapback] And landing on John Nettles' face. Or something.