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£3,600???!! Three thousand, six hundred pounds???!! THREE THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED POUNDS????!!!!!!! Made of money tbh. Anyways I'd advise the following-check the written terms of your lease and see exactly what it says about the conditions as to furnishing/decking/amenities etc. If theres a huge amount of leighway built-in to the contract (as one might expect) so that, in effect there is no guarantee that the furniture/gym etc will ever actually be ready during your tenancy then you're probably in difficulty. If not however then you can point to this specifically as a clear breach of contract. Further or in the alternative, re your bond, the landlord is bound to try to shaft you for something if theyve got your deposit-they'll probably also over charge you severely for 'cleaning' which isnt necessary at all. In that case there might be some scope for you to negotiate that the amount they want to charge you for 'cleaning' be offset against all of the promises theyve reneged on (which have caused you inconvenience/affected your enjoyment of the property). ie so that, in effect as a gesture of goodwill they forgo this sum to reflect that you have previously foregone your remedies so that nothing is payable for the cleaning and you get the whole sum back. Worth a pop anyway.

6ft2 (disputed by some) and an eternal '15-stone-nudger'. Currently on the right side of the line tho tbs tbs.

Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother 'cos she's dirty

Doubt it 135395[/snapback] No doubt there's nothing in the Koran about making beer. But I think Cobra is Indian isn't it therefore Hindu? 135396[/snapback] Fuck me gently!

SMO you ungrateful twat! This puts me in mind of that Viz article where Jim Davidson was watching TV and there was an item about starving children on. He noticed a lump in his throat and he was worried he was developing a redeeming feature. Turned out it was just a malignant cyst or something.

Wodnerful tbh

Its blatantly a corn rather than a verruca by the way if it hurts that badly.

I was married by Dec's brother, who is a priest. Or maybe it was Ant's, I'm not sure. 135225[/snapback] Did he have a massive slap fod? You'll have your answer! It was Dec's brother btw. Cath knows him. Apparently

I trust you gave it a resounding slap then?! It would have been seriously rude not to tbh.

Is it making a noise too like?

Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] And the bad news is.... I was 11 stone approx when I was 20 and I'm now 13 and a half stone at 51 ....... Theres no escape lads unless you want to live the life of a recluse, no beer, no kebabs, no curries 135061[/snapback] True. And having a desk job makes things worse. I was two stone lighter just 5 years ago when I had a manual job. 135203[/snapback] ..........and lets not forget the Muslims

Don't let anyone suck your toes tbh.

Aye, true enough. Proper Lisa-Marie Presley thing going on with that one.

"Wewease Wodney!"

I was wodnering that myself ! 135177[/snapback] Wadnering off topic now tbh

Whats a 'wodner'?

Pretty impressive spectacle at the end of the day and a fitting send-off. Apart from Geordie 'icons' Ant and Dec! When will Newcastle/ITV learn?

This pointless victory aside, are Scotland officially better at cricket than they are at football now?

That's bang out of order 135014[/snapback] As you've proved with your last two posts! 135015[/snapback] That one was deliberate you fuckwit 135017[/snapback] Thats three one liners. ....oh and Sima is seething tbh.

That's bang out of order 135014[/snapback] As you've proved with your last two posts!

Not before you stop biting tbh.

.....kiss my ballsack/ball-sack!

Post count re-set tbh, son!