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I reckon SMO's under the thumb tbh. Half of his hotel stories are blatantly lifted from the scripts to the 1970's Robin Asquith 'Confessions of a....' films. Repressed fantasist.

Sounds like exactly the sort of pissed up conversation Wacky and SMO would have at kicking out time......that and which girl at work they thought would have a stinking fanny.

1 second away......Pud can do it twice in that time according to Top-lass, so theyre both happy. Her less so of course.

It just saves us going to the bar twice as often 109979[/snapback] Hell's teeth! You're always on that Breezer shite anyways so I don't know who's rattled your cage missy!

I thought everyone's did. 109905[/snapback] Apparently not. jwtbh

Is this the same Shipstones that used to sponsor Notts Forest(???) by the way? I havent seen that on sale in years. Could fancy some now. Right anyways just to put the 'lass' rumours to bed, I'm off to the gym to work on my back and shoulders, so fuck off!

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee! 109859[/snapback] Is ther some reason why I shouldn't ??? Saves keep going back to the bar when I finish my drink before everyone else.....it could be worse I could put a straw in it... 109861[/snapback] Womens lib gone mad tbh. Did we lose a war or something? 109862[/snapback] you ARE a woman ??? Is that your photo 109870[/snapback] Aye. Me and Alex tbh. We're both the lasses in our avas. ........pint of 'burnt brazier' please barman!

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=131 Blatant plagiarism tbh. 109871[/snapback] Was saying it while you were still in short trousers, son! My useage dates back way before this board tbh. Besides, Alex is a fuckwit!

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee! 109859[/snapback] Is ther some reason why I shouldn't ??? Saves keep going back to the bar when I finish my drink before everyone else.....it could be worse I could put a straw in it... 109861[/snapback] Womens lib gone mad tbh. Did we lose a war or something? 109862[/snapback] shouldn't have given us the vote tbh .... 109866[/snapback] Should take it back off you to be fair. Hell's teeth! Pints! Whatever next?!

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee! 109859[/snapback] Is ther some reason why I shouldn't ??? Saves keep going back to the bar when I finish my drink before everyone else.....it could be worse I could put a straw in it... 109861[/snapback] Womens lib gone mad tbh. Did we lose a war or something?

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee!

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?!

The sanctimonious cunt was always going to play the martyr tbh. Bet he's fucking gutted all the threads from yesterday have died a death. Probably thought the place would still be in mourning 109779[/snapback] He'll be steaming at some of the stuff that's been said about him an'all. Mind Craig, I can't believe you've coaxed me into a false alarm "busting" over there! 109787[/snapback] Already forgiven them, for they know not what they do.

Peasepud=Ponchus Pilot tbh

Betrayed by one of his disciples.

Second coming tbh. Banned for our sins.

You did ask......

Comes on when I'm in the same room as her tbh. 109619[/snapback] more like it tbh 109745[/snapback] That 'lift' scene in the shining tbh.

Comes when I'm in the same room as her tbh.

But do you say "tee-bee-aych"? That's the mark of a board supafan FACTARAMA. 109419[/snapback] I actually do. 109596[/snapback] I've come close a few times. Plus I've used the written form of 'tbh' and 'btw' on a number of occasions now with non-board members and felt like a right dick. As for 'Jesus Wept'....I claim copyright of that mutha! Though sammynb deserves credit for raising it's profile when he went on a complete spack-fit after SLP used it towards him. Part of the landscape since then tbh.

Article "jinx" in the latest Mag is by me. As is the one about ex Blackburn managers in issue 198 Both articles also on howaythetoon, if you are a tight git 109576[/snapback] Really mate? I havent seen the latest one (theyve stopped selling them here in Sportspages in Manc now after a row with the publisher) but I'll check it out when I'm up next.

thought it was an exchange visit for language purposes ....not exchanging bodily fluids... 109329[/snapback] I don't care anymore, I miss her Fucking hell I wish I knew what was up with the lass, I'll be lonely tonight otherwise. And it's gonna be awkward as we rented Dukes Of Hazard, and i doubt she'll let me put my arm round her for it. 109333[/snapback] Here's an idea ......ask her what's up ??? 109340[/snapback] What kind of answer is that?? "Women, just...fucking bitches all of them" 109342[/snapback] ok then ...let's go more in depth....did you ,in some way, fail to bring her to a "full conclusion" as it were ???? There's nothing worse than heading up the yellow brick road to starbursts and fanfares only to trip on an evil poppy and never quite make it ..... 109349[/snapback] Fucking hell.......he's only 16 ffs! Everyone knows a bloke has until well into his 30's before he's expected to start delivering orgasms. Source: National Statistics Office.

Leazes man, thats so despairing its touching. I think everyone shares that feeling of helplesness tbh. Didnt Gullit even get a priest in to exorcise SJP? What a berk (FACT!)...but it doesnt half speak volumes about the despair at the club....even at the top!

Big Mussell is sound. Was thinking of going there as I've enjoyed it in the past but I didnt know what it was gonna be like after a match (the Leazes Terrace one anyways) so was looking for alternative suggestions from you plebs, so I could look geet culchad, masterful and decisive in front of wor lass tbh. Looks like Alex's sold me right down the river with his recommendation like. No class that lad.

I might try Zizi's on Grey Street then. It sounds canny nice. Aye Scott, up for the Spurs game. Hopefully there'll be some out for a few jars of esoteric beforehand.