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Pop in man, in the Trent before and afterwards. 112210[/snapback] Aye, the more people there to laugh at Gemmill's fucking papoose the better.

Bill Bryson's obviously never seen Wacky-very stubby little arms and horrendously long, grubby fingernails.

Just noticed your location. I'll bow to your local knowledge 111428[/snapback] He's in Cheshire but he's nee where near Chester. I'm right. Fact-o-bizmol!

Think he'd play better in a better team. Which is equally praise and an indictment at the same time tbh.

Doesn't even know where Gateshead is tbh. 112140[/snapback] Good to see you two throwing the insults about as though you owned an acceptable haircut between you. 112158[/snapback] Are you gonna be allowed to come to the pub pre-match this weekend or will you be wandering around Eldon Square with the boss? 112169[/snapback] Nah she's meeting her mate so I'm off the hook. Told her how it was gonna be tbh.

Doesn't even know where Gateshead is tbh. 112140[/snapback] Good to see you two throwing the insults about as though you owned an acceptable haircut between you.

Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. 111368[/snapback] You on about Wacky? He enjoys the stacked heel numbers to give him a little boost, he sent his Rockports away to the cobblers to get an extra 2 inches on the heel. He's now 4 foot 3 in heels. 111375[/snapback] I heard he spends all day in China Town, walking round on his tiptoes and acting rock.

Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. 111368[/snapback] If you wore built up shoes the civil aviation authority'd need to be alerted.

Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl!

It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole!

I only said I wanted to see the bag. Was actually hoping somebody else would bring it tbh.

She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on. 111214[/snapback] The immigrant 'stood' her up tbh.

What you using? UHT milk?

Jesus of Nazareth!

Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young.

I'm coming to see Gemmill's man bag.

Practically a paedo tbh. SMO on the register and a Byker lynch mob sent round asap.

haha Spinach and Chorizo! Parss the facking salt and pepper, Rupert!

I get a similar gut wrenching feeling when it's my turn to buy Scott a drink and he's sat there telling everyone how much his waistcoat cost etc etc etc.

He's nee Terry Waite like tbf.

Simply fucking brilliant tbh!

"below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh. 110270[/snapback] You know what I'm like, give me a whiff of man meat and I'm like a sniffer dog on heat. 110274[/snapback] Aye.....crawling around on all fives. Nearly as hairy too.

Did you say that in a NY Jewish accent?

"below-average ant" surely? 110267[/snapback] Obsessed tbh.

Watched the first half hour of 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose' last night. Looked canny good but I feel to sleep cos I was knackered. Is the rest of it worth watching? Bear in mind it was a copy DVD hence I'd be aiding and abetting prostition and terrorism (as per previous posts), so it needs to be worth the trade off with my conscience.