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Anyone else read this as Cat Stevens' 'Ruby my love'? ........just me?....shouldnt have had that last pint then.......!

Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen tbh.

Correct. 113873[/snapback] Dreadful expression like. Shearer is straight out of the Old Skool of football platitudes, usually delivered with a smile thats a bit too tight for his face an all. I see a day when the emininetly versatile 'tbs tbs' will replace all other Toontastic abreviations tbh

Can never fail to impress when you're in the same room as that shower tbh. Always method in my madness.

'FWIW' is blatantly gay tbh! 113839[/snapback] Get back to me when you're macho enough to be allowed to talk to your mates when you're out with your lass 113841[/snapback] She had him on a tight leash like. I don't think I even saw him get up to go to the toilet cos he'd have had to have walked past all of us to do so. 113843[/snapback] I didnt need the toilet cos I'd only had the 12 pints at that stage! Cottagers tbh!

'FWIW' is blatantly gay tbh!

Did somebody saw something? 113811[/snapback] Who was your mate? He was cattled...did he stop out for much longer? Can't be having that sort of carry on in the Trent, man. 113816[/snapback] I sent him home just after 7pm. He then came back 10 minutes later before going again. I rang him Sunday morning cos we were supposed to be going for a run, but he had 'the flu' and his Mrs wasn't talking to him as when he got back (already an hour late) he went to his local for one instead of straight home. His dinner was in the bin I think. Honestly, the lad used to be a beer monster but he just can't take it any more. 113817[/snapback] He started fair knocking them back the second he saw Gemmil like.

Did somebody saw something? 113811[/snapback] Who was your mate? He was cattled...did he stop out for much longer? Can't be having that sort of carry on in the Trent, man.

Shabba! 113809[/snapback] 'Thumbprint on forehead' was suggested, but 'beating her off with a shitty stick' was in fact the case..... (closest thing to shitty stick I can find)

Sorry for being a complete anti-social bastid, but it all turned into a bit of a whistle-stop. Cath was laughing at my 'bald spot' mind you, so she can feck off!

Wacky, as a matter of strict principle I wont open any of your threads while at work so I couldnt comment on the 'Zombie Mask' claims . However I'm glad you've had the strength of character to come out with the Jade Goodie admission, It seems honesty is in short supply on this forum. I've seen Alex sniffing around a LOT worse, for instance! 113006[/snapback] It's text only, nothing to worry about other than the graphic descriptions of certain sexual acts. There you go, in case you didn't trust me. While getting head from your favourite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, (Goodie) tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes", just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. 113026[/snapback]

Wacky, as a matter of strict principle I wont open any of your threads while at work so I couldnt comment on the 'Zombie Mask' claims . However I'm glad you've had the strength of character to come out with the Jade Goodie admission, It seems honesty is in short supply on this forum. I've seen Alex sniffing around a LOT worse, for instance!

we like to share So Acorah is now appearing 'over there' ?? We're weelly weelly sowwy Please keep him! 112383[/snapback] And like a virus he's mutating and spreading. First 'Most Haunted', now 'Ghost Towns'....payback for 'Friends'? Harsh. True maybe, but harsh all the same. 112916[/snapback] You got the better deal tbh. 112918[/snapback] Who's the bint in your ava tbh?

Is that that Jane Danson? Least of her worries tbh, she's barely female!

She definitely is boss-eyed and if I'm going to be ultra picky, her nips are also dreadful. No racist pun intended. 112789[/snapback] Just as well, her parents are Chinese 112793[/snapback] Ones Japanese the others Chinese. I've seen Kill Bill. I wouldnt mention it to her tho, very sore point!

She definitely is boss-eyed and if I'm going to be ultra picky, her nips are also dreadful. No racist pun intended.

Far too jumpy/too much nervous excitement etc etc to convince me he's got the potential everyone seems to think. Just makes me think a lot of it is a mix of boundless energy and pot luck. The blues love him though.

Aye, 12 midday. I'll be the one with Gemmill's man bags under my eyes. Oo-er, that sounded rude. 112503[/snapback] Was going to make a comment about saddle bags but I don't think I'll go there 112505[/snapback] Mine or Scott's? 112508[/snapback] 'John Wayne's hairy saddlebags'...is how the saying goes ....so Scott's I'm hoping!!! Not that that's that much more palatable..but you know what i mean!

charity or boycott tbh.

The bloke wot plays Frank Gallagher went to the same school as my mate and (somewhat more illustriously) the BeeGees. FACTZILLA!

Says ALOT about british comedy then. 112476[/snapback] Prefer German stuff now eh? 112478[/snapback] Can you fucking imagine what German comedy must be like?!

....sometimes, in my weaker moments....

Sam's supposed to be Abysinian (sp?) or summit? What the feck do they know about football?? Okay, this is getting ridiculous 112231[/snapback] He met Sam in a previous life when they both lived in ancient Abyssinia. Apparently 112238[/snapback] Fucking Hell.....Sam's had to meet him twice then? Imagine the fucking odds....you'd go fucking ballistic wouldnt you?!

Crewe girls are easiest. Even I can pull 'em.

Apparently he used to be a professional footballer/YTS by the way-FACT! Career cut short by a knee injury and ritual demonic possession.