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I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager! 115520[/snapback] ......stalling for time...cringing at the thought of her meeting my 'big ginger gay mate' tbh!

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived.

Scarily similar to my own 'types'. I quite like Asian lasses and have went out with one before (Indian). I like black lasses for obootyvious reasons. Byonce Knowles... phwoar! (more a fantasy thing though) I'm not into the 'stunners' though like J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston etc. Do nowt for me, meet better looking lasses doon the Toon. I like the quirky look, the 'different' look. That's what appeals to me these days, done the big titted skinny blonde slapper thing, done the Asian thing, done the brunnette, ginge and all that, a lass for me has to have something about her other than her obvious features these days like. Has anyone seen Band of Brothers? The French nurse, in one of the episodes? Not particularly stunning, but that type appeals to me, I go for that or the bird in that film Suzy Gold. I don't like big tits either, areet to shoot your load over every now and again but a big titted lass, I couldn't go out with one for any length of time, again a fantasy type of lass we all want but quickly get bored with (for me anyway). I am quite fussy like. Looks are important but not the be all and end all, as I get older I like a lass o have some brains between her ears and someone who is funny is a big turn on. When you're young you'll stick your nob into anything, much more selective now. 115495[/snapback] Yeah yeah....but we're talking about physical attributes. Thats what I was interested in. Clearly a girls got to have a brain. As for Alex's types...I think he cited every different type under the sun to demonstrate that he didnt really have a 'type'*. Or at least that was my interpretation. *Apart from big chebs like, obviously.

As usual, Gemmill starts 'homming-off' as soon as the opportunity arises.

Is this thread about who you'd marry or who'd do? Has anyone noticed how Italian lasses tend to be quite fit until they marry, and then metamorphasize into big "mammas", apperently overnight? 115479[/snapback] I seem to notice alot of Hispanic and Latino women when they are older tend to age terrible and look like Sultana's 115488[/snapback] Aye, and the Toons crawling with them!

Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? 115466[/snapback] Mr 'above average' J69 has already allegedly 'ruined her' for old mouse features here. Joooooooke!!!! 115472[/snapback] Didn't he 'blow her out' though and she was beside herself? 115485[/snapback] Still in mourning if the truth be told.

Possessive and insecure tbh. 115454[/snapback] Not at all, as I suspect you know, more of a reponse to Ewerk's crazy plan. This bloke blatantly fancies the lass in question though, so I would ask my lass not to see him were the situation to arise. You would too I reckon. 115476[/snapback]

Possessive and insecure tbh. 115454[/snapback] Exactly. I dont want her to stop seeing her friends in anyway, I would be happy for her to see him every now and again in the pub when she is out with her mates etc. BUT not for him to try and arrange something every week! I dont want her shackled to me, we are both adults and the last thing I want her is to see me as some possesive freak who cant even take a dump without her there. We both have our own hobbies and enjoy doing them on our own and equally with each other Anyway for now I shall leave it and see what happens. She hasnt replied to his "biscuit" message as far as I know and she sent me a cool email this morning, so I think I shall calm down and let this cretin get the message that Wor Lass is a friend and thats it. 115469[/snapback] Definitely not a Monroe Transfer fan then?

Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That's blatently an open invitation to get up inside her tbh? 115466[/snapback] Mr 'above average' J69 has already allegedly 'ruined her' for old mouse features here. Joooooooke!!!!

Mexicans

Maori women

Possessive and insecure tbh.

I know what you mean, but you can get rid of him in a few easy steps. 1. Arrange it so you're drinking with him this weekend. 2. Proceed to get pissed, or at least appear to be. 3. Let "slip" to him in a bravado fashion that you were playing away on a certain night during the week (make sure you specify the night and it is a night you were with your girlfriend). 4. Wait for him to tell your girlfriend that you have been unfaithful. 5. Wait for your girlfriend to realise that you were with her that evening and think that he is lying in order to break you up (if she doesn't make this connection then point it out to her. 6. Demand that she never speak to him ever again. Hey presto he's a slimy lying stalker and you're the victim, everyone's a winner! (apart from him obviously.) 115436[/snapback] Equally though she might not find the fact that he got the exact day of the week wrong such a crucial error-and in fact be more swayed by the fact that Wykiki had in fact confessed (to him) that he had been messing about. Worst advice ever!

The phone plug is constantly getting switched off at mine. Plug remains in but the switch gets turned off. Not used for owt else so a bit of a mystery. Nails tho me like.

I was in total agreement with you 'til that bit in bold. Joke!

6ft5? Surprised you can see to the bottom of your bed tbh.

Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit.

Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!!

You'd better hope that really was as a result of waxing mind!

tbh Anyways I'd agree with that but 'unsightly' is too subjective. Doesnt say what (in your book) constitutes a nice arse.

always steer clear of girls with big hands 115343[/snapback] Can't abide that. Has a nasty habit of making 'certain things' look smaller! Okay, thats a second criteria for me too.

A completely rational fear I might add. Girls should be officially 'stunted' at 5ft5. Come on....like I say, everyones got one so lets fucking hear it.

Come on then boys and girls....we've touched on this before, whats your 'type'?. Been having a conversation with this lad in my office and you want to hear him. Protesting too much I reckon cos he looks like he's on solvents and sleeps under a bush, but you want to hear how fussy he thinks he can afford to be re the lasses. Anyways once upon a time I'd have said a lot of things but these days I think my only criterion (physically) is that they're not too tall-I'd say 5ft5 or under. Love a 'throw-about', me.

Fuck me gently!

The fucking arrogance on it! Telling me what I have to go for! Man Utd underpants on today tbh.