Jump to content

manc-mag

Donator
  • Posts

    16306
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by manc-mag

  1. On what basis? Not saying Baba is class (not as shit as a lot make out though) but Carr is pretty ordinary and always injured. Ideally I'd keep both and still get a couple of fullbacks in. 110253[/snapback] Baba has to be one of the most dis-interested players at the club though. Agreed re Carr and injuries mind and this obviously has a bearing on what other personnel we keep in-if you know one players likely to be crocked you're unlikely to offload other players who perform similar roles. Which makes for a diluted pruning policy, regretably.
  2. They might rate and/or value him highly, but the point is surely that they'd know they had us over a barrell and hence they wouldnt offer much.
  3. I thought you'd applied to be train conductor, not driver?
  4. Online campaign and petition to stop the meteor tbh. Sky Sports News wrapped in a flag of Mars outside SJP
  5. The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.......
  6. Quite likely, or could have responsible for the heat needed to kick off a reaction that led to life forming. 110185[/snapback] Bollocks! Where did you hear that? 110189[/snapback] You sanctimonious scouse bastard!
  7. Should have scuffed his crocodile shoes tbh and then punched his nose back straight.
  8. Isn't it time you put your most excellent talents to a wind-up about some rich arab coming in to buy that lot down the road?? Boy, that would be the wind-up of all wind-ups. 110147[/snapback] Agreed. Just to reiterrate though, I definitely havent got an animal shaped nob. 110151[/snapback] What species group does a maggot fall into then? Malmaison's nice and tarty for hotels btw. 110155[/snapback] Aye, and Malmaison it is Keith Chegwin stops there apparently. Cath telt wuh.........tried to get his autograph so the story goes.
  9. Aye in a sort of kind of way. 110129[/snapback] Could do with a remote control telly up there tbh. 110166[/snapback] Wouldnt need a remote control tbh.
  10. Amazing how life runs innit? So currently Scott Parkers writing the following post on the NUFC players forum saying "just bumped into some tit at the garage filling his Smart car up, £12 to fill the tank!, well he introduced himself and hes only called Scott n'all! I tells ya, Im changing me name. 110148[/snapback] Ha! I didn't even introduce myself - that's right, I made that bit up. Hoaxer becomes hoaxed. How d'you like them apples? 110156[/snapback] Deserve to have you phone number published tbh. Did his face look like a waxwork by the way?
  11. 110154[/snapback] That 'bitch' looks pretty satisfied tbh.
  12. Isn't it time you put your most excellent talents to a wind-up about some rich arab coming in to buy that lot down the road?? Boy, that would be the wind-up of all wind-ups. 110147[/snapback] Agreed. Just to reiterrate though, I definitely havent got an animal shaped nob.
  13. Lass in tow. Can't be seen looking like some sort of Northern tramp. Hence the request for decent restaurant tips too, which fell on deaf ears, you fucking plebs. 110101[/snapback] Why dont you bring her round and visit your flash mate on the Quayside? then you can go out for a wander round the bars, I'll look after her 110120[/snapback] Offer rejected. Plus I've already spoiled her for 'normal men' 110130[/snapback] So it is true about your pig-like dick?? 110137[/snapback] What the fuck?!? I've heard of a hogs-eye, but thats where the porcine similies end if you dont mind.
  14. She's a nice lass actually. I'm just trying to pull out the stops-old romantic at heart. .....fucking hell that sounded bad!
  15. Lass in tow. Can't be seen looking like some sort of Northern tramp. Hence the request for decent restaurant tips too, which fell on deaf ears, you fucking plebs. 110101[/snapback] Why dont you bring her round and visit your flash mate on the Quayside? then you can go out for a wander round the bars, I'll look after her 110120[/snapback] Offer rejected. Plus I've already spoiled her for 'normal men'
  16. Lass in tow. Can't be seen looking like some sort of Northern tramp. Hence the request for decent restaurant tips too, which fell on deaf ears, you fucking plebs. 110101[/snapback] So you need some exciting decor to detract from your pitiful performance? 110109[/snapback] She'll spend a lot of the time looking at the ceiling so it might as well be aesthetically pleasing.
  17. Keep Luque. We'd surely only get pennies for him if we sold him. I'd give him whatever run we could before next season (get him firing in friendlies?) and see what transpires. Sort of depends on the Owen situation too, surely?
  18. Lass in tow. Can't be seen looking like some sort of Northern tramp. Hence the request for decent restaurant tips too, which fell on deaf ears, you fucking plebs.
  19. I dont know how you manage to put the hoover round with that limp wrist. Seriously.....it's just plain wrong.
  20. Blue plaque on the wall one day, sunshine.
  21. Nah, I was taking the piss out of Alex to be fair for boring us half to tears. I was parodying Renton mind as he's eminently parody-able.
  22. I was gonna book a room at the Copthorn but the decor looked absolutely fucking gash!
  23. I'd question the word "need" there personally. Want is more apt, in everones case
  24. It just saves us going to the bar twice as often 109979[/snapback] Hell's teeth! You're always on that Breezer shite anyways so I don't know who's rattled your cage missy! 110011[/snapback] Aye, but she drinks two of them at once. 110022[/snapback] Double-fisted. 110049[/snapback] Hell's teeth!
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.