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My Name Is Young 90957[/snapback] Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue I'll tell you now my name, my name is Young Fucking mint tune like. Not heard it for time. 90960[/snapback] To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle 90972[/snapback] Ice Ice Baby!

My Name Is Young 90957[/snapback] Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue I'll tell you now my name, my name is Young Fucking mint tune like. Not heard it for time. 90960[/snapback] It's on Good Times Vol.2 by Norman Jay. Class tune as you say. 90969[/snapback] I was sure so I checked and he says he's born in England in one of the lyrics. That can't be right like, shirley?

My Name Is Young 90957[/snapback] Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue I'll tell you now my name, my name is Young Fucking mint tune like. Not heard it for time.

Young MC Know How

Imagine the state of his living room for the next month.

Named after her cats actually! 90745[/snapback] So what's the lads name? I used to play 5 a side with a load of the lads that worked there. It's a small world! You know people there, Manc-Mag's eaten there. 90832[/snapback] Manc-mag's a tubby knacker with a penchant for shagging students. I suspect he's visited most of Heaton's eateries. 90921[/snapback] I did not have sexual relations with that student.

I ensure you that Wacky doesn't have access to any of my family albums tbh, so there's little chance of any photo's of me being posted on here, I would post one of me simply to satisfy the female population of the board (and Meenzer) but I don't know how to. 90887[/snapback] Let's 'ave it then you rhaaaaaaaaaaaastclart! Get that technical wizard-cum-state registered gnome, Whopper Jnr to host it for you!

If you really want to impress her then the Singing Hinny is the place to go, good for a bit of footsie in there too, failing that I'd plum for Belle and Herbs at the bottom of Wacky's street, you've got to have a stomach like the half ton man to finish off the Big English breakfast in there like. £2.50 for heels, not bad. I find the price of shirts in charity shops a bit steep tbh, seeing as i got a darzer one brand new from Mexx at Royal Quays last night for £4 they want £3 for a crusty old chequey number belonging to an incontinent tramp! 90106[/snapback] Pretty sure that's catmag's mate's place. Or it used to be anyway. 90437[/snapback] Been there a few times and it's canny food. Mate lived just off that street last year. Student tbh.

You daft twat!

So it's not you then SMO. But is it your dad? The silence is deafening tbh.

Can these two F1 threads be merged, please? ........and then deleted.

Can these two F1 threads be merged, please? ........and then deleted.

WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] She might resemble Carol Thatcher and have a personality like Craig Bellamy though..... 90401[/snapback] I think that might be being a bit optimistic tbh.

Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Let me know how you get on in case we need to arrange some training as I'll have to book you in , I've got a lot on at the minute. 90393[/snapback] One man band tbh.

Nooooooooo! Why? 90334[/snapback] i know alot of people say that. I put it down to the fact im a big Mclaren fan i suppose, so always followed his progress...especially loved wwatching him in qualifying...bloody brilliant! Mika races DTM now. 90350[/snapback] There was talk of him returning to F1. Bottled it though didn't he? Never was great under pressure. 90352[/snapback] Nope - he wanted the Williams drive and said that if he didn't get it, he'd do DTM. Williams put their efforts into signing Button instead and Mika was lost to the hardtops.... Did seem boring, but I think that was more down to the Finnish mannerisms and had a sense of humour which was second to none. By far the fastest F1 driver of the modern (post '94) era.. PS: Skol, if you reckon Raikkonen is boring you don't take much interest in the sport - the kid is a fucking wild-child! 90370[/snapback] On the track he's great but off it he's bliddy awful. I liked him at Sauber until they interviewed him after the Australian GP qualifying. The man puts me to sleep. 90377[/snapback] You're referring to his monotone interviews I see.... Have a search for his 'extra curricular' activities.... 90378[/snapback] 90381[/snapback] LOL nearly choked on my coffee then....i have an exact piccy of my hubby stood just like that with a tumble dryer hose in place 90390[/snapback] Was he tumble drying your barnet?

Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Wacky's is more of a tin whistle than a trumpet mind. 90380[/snapback] And he's a dwarf, he was in Willow, it's one of his ten stories tbh! Is that the time, I was supposed to be away half an hour ago, it's not who i thought it was now, Confronted her and dropped myself in the brown stuff at the same time! Welcome Toptoontotty. 90385[/snapback] Fucking hell I hope thats true!

Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Wacky's is more of a tin whistle than a trumpet mind.

I'm the best of the best tbh. 90313[/snapback] What Souness is to coaching, Gemmill is to posting 90372[/snapback] Both never been the same since they shaved their 'taches either.

First mistake... 90332[/snapback] Oooooops is smooth operator a bit of a knob like?from the way he goes on I thought he would be very hmmmmm...... smooooooth 90336[/snapback] I have my suspicions as to who this imposter is tbh. If I'm right then she really should get on with her work, she's not exactly the most productive member of staff. 90343[/snapback] Ehhhhhhhh? Smooth I'm not following? Imposter? who me???? Tut... thats not very nice, sorry for joining in, i wont talk to you anymore. Ooooo before I stop talking to you where do you work btw 90351[/snapback] I work about 3 desks away from you pet. 90363[/snapback] Must smell like the outflow pipe at Sellafield after Dyno-Rod have been called in.

Where like? 90348[/snapback] Whats a wum? 90357[/snapback] 'Wind-up Muslim' I think.

Where like?

Smooth specialises in the psychology and pathology of attraction and compatibility. As such he will no doubt need to know whether your fanny stinks etc. tbh.

Aye happy borthday yer little shields shitehawk!

David Icke Son of God, so he is, so he is!