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Is that the best you can do? Weak tbh. alex, if you ever reach the heights of National Government and for some reason get asked to go on Question Time, your level of banter HAS to improve on the "takes one to know one" or "know you are said you are" type of response. If however you're happy to be the captain of this forum as a lifetime achievement, carry on with your rapier wit. It's AWESOME! 80112[/snapback] What have I missed? That sounded abstract in the extreme

I'd be up for it depending on the timing. Holding out for a five-a-side mind you, though with N-O having over 5 million members it's looking more like one of those near biblical free-for-alls at the local park with jumpers for goalposts.

Yes alex, you're spot on. I'm amazed you think that I'd be bothered that a GROWN MAN spent some of his day trying to TEASE me! With pictures from a COMIC. Nice one. I'm also loving the "SUCK UP TO WACKY" routine...."Just don't pick on me Wacky..look at him...pick on him" You're a cock and you know it! 80089[/snapback] At the end of the day it's just banter tbf. Wacky took a load of shit when he first signed up IIRC. Gave a load back too mind. 80093[/snapback] I gave it back too to be fair, but people got "offended". Banter's ok here as long as it doesn't consist of taking the piss out of being northern or having a 9 to 5 job. Er..ok then, nice one! Still, I don't have a problem with you or even most people on here tbh. 80097[/snapback] Aye but a common feature of this place is running jokes-probably cos we're not very original I have to concede-but consequently its normal for the same jokes 'AF=southerner', 'Gemmill=fat ginger bummist' (FACT incidentally) etc. to get recycled time and again. Especially if theres a bite. Not bullying though, in all seriousness.

Thinly veiled jibe at southerners tbh. Can't help yourself.

Yes alex, you're spot on. I'm amazed you think that I'd be bothered that a GROWN MAN spent some of his day trying to TEASE me! With pictures from a COMIC. Nice one. I'm also loving the "SUCK UP TO WACKY" routine...."Just don't pick on me Wacky..look at him...pick on him" You're a cock and you know it! 80089[/snapback] At the end of the day it's just banter tbf. Wacky took a load of shit when he first signed up IIRC. Gave a load back too mind.

Has anyone considered the unthinkable? What if FS thought people like Bellamy and Robert to be cancers? What if Fred agreed with the decisions of Souness in his shite treatment of these players? What if Fred brought Souness here specifically to do what he's been doing in terms of getting more time from Shearer? If this is what Fred believes, then the only other thing Fred has to beleve in order to NOT sack the wanker at all, is that injuries are causing the problem. I'm off for a glass of brandy while I ponder these horrendous thoughts. 80075[/snapback] Make it a treble tbh. 80079[/snapback] And pour one for me while you're at it... 80082[/snapback] blue wkd tbh

But what do you expect? Fat Fred coming out saying "yes, Owen isn't the happiest man here, because he only signed a contract as we were throwing so much money at him that he couldn't resist. Oh yes, and Shearer threatened to know his block off if he doesn't sign the contract." Owen probably is saying that he is now happy with his choice while he said to Eriksson that it wasn't his prefered choice (which you can interprete as "not being happy"). I actually don't care. 80074[/snapback] I see you point Isegrim, but should he be coming out and lying his arse off about it? We're not fucking stupid, we know what Owen is probably thinking - why patronise us and the press with shite like that...? I haven't seen Man Utd make a statement about Ferdinand or Rooney or Madrid about Beckham - there's just no need... 80081[/snapback] We're a soap opera though tbh. duh duh..duh duh der der der.....doo doo doo doo dum dee dum.

Has anyone considered the unthinkable? What if FS thought people like Bellamy and Robert to be cancers? What if Fred agreed with the decisions of Souness in his shite treatment of these players? What if Fred brought Souness here specifically to do what he's been doing in terms of getting more time from Shearer? If this is what Fred believes, then the only other thing Fred has to beleve in order to NOT sack the wanker at all, is that injuries are causing the problem. I'm off for a glass of brandy while I ponder these horrendous thoughts. 80075[/snapback] Make it a treble tbh.

Wacky's knob cheese tbh. 80071[/snapback] I think we've covered all bases between us now, mate.

The bloke from the NOTW was on 'defending' what was, in all honesty a fucking shite piece of journalism by saying Sven was on a massive wedge and therefore shouldnt have his mind on anything else beyond (in effect) a mental image of us winning the world cup; and that he wasnt doing this because he was distracted by all sorts of things such as player revelations/ future managerial appointments etc. To my mind, all the article shows was that he knows his players inside out-and to be quite honest I'm glad to know he's well in touch with who's in the better mental frame of mind etc. Typical shoddy sensationalist tabloid journalism designed to unsettle the team ahead of the country's most important cup competition (which we've qualified for top of our group incidentally). Sad.

You can just come out and say Wacky you know. We dont need names, but its fucking obvious to everyone.

Bastid! 5-a-side would be better and I've now found my true vocation, standing in goal. In all seriousness, I'm a lot fitter since the notorious little-Swedish-girl incident so can play out if we're desperate. I'm a lean mean grilling machine, or something. 80043[/snapback] Was she mean about your physique too? The cheeky little shit, I thought the double nutmegs was insult enough. My fitness has gone from bad to 'lamentable' so a rolling* 5 a side would seriously mitigate the chances of an all out cardiac arrest tbh. Disappointed to hear about Wacky not being up for it, though of course the head height rule could descend into farce if he was on the pitch. Shame like as I get the impression he could have done a job. No surprises re Gemmill mincing off again like. And I'll state this now so theres no problems about it on the day, neither Alex or Peasepud will be receiving one pass from me . Jesus wept tbh. Agree with Ritchies comments btw. *'rolling' being the operative word in my case. 80051[/snapback] Same reason he wont go to Lightwater Valley! 80058[/snapback] Touching kids, I heard.

I think you'll find that was Albert Camus. 80042[/snapback] Ah, you're right. And Mendieta won the Nobel prize in literature. I always mix it up. 80052[/snapback] He was shot nine times by former winner, the 14th Dalai Lama (TENZIN GYATSO) at the awards ceremony. Or possibly at the MOBO's. I forget which one too.

Bastid! 5-a-side would be better and I've now found my true vocation, standing in goal. In all seriousness, I'm a lot fitter since the notorious little-Swedish-girl incident so can play out if we're desperate. I'm a lean mean grilling machine, or something. 80043[/snapback] Was she mean about your physique too? The cheeky little shit, I thought the double nutmegs was insult enough. My fitness has gone from bad to 'lamentable' so a rolling* 5 a side would seriously mitigate the chances of an all out cardiac arrest tbh. Disappointed to hear about Wacky not being up for it, though of course the head height rule could descend into farce if he was on the pitch. Shame like as I get the impression he could have done a job. No surprises re Gemmill mincing off again like. And I'll state this now so theres no problems about it on the day, neither Alex or Peasepud will be receiving one pass from me . Jesus wept tbh. Agree with Ritchies comments btw. *'rolling' being the operative word in my case.

I think you'll find that was Albert Camus.

PS bags swapping shirts with Gol. Straight on ebay with that!

I'll play if theres gonna be scouts there from the bigger forums. My legs have gone mind so if I'm in the middle I'll need SLP doing my donkey work. In all seriousness though, would this not be better as a five-a-side thing? Surely more chance of it going ahead that way.

Ahh yes the wonders, trip to London on Thursday so theres 8 of us all travelling first class on the train, quote I heard this morning was "Im getting there 15 minutes before it leaves, I want the best fookin seat in the Dining car for breakfast". 78859[/snapback] Manc-London Euston forst class=£290 return. Fucking scandelous. All lawyers at HMRC qualify for it though and they lap it up. Must cost a fucking fortune. 78861[/snapback] We managed it this time because we're travelling there and back in a day and working on the train so its cheaper than an overnight stay. 78865[/snapback] I was usually leathered on the way home like.

Ahh yes the wonders, trip to London on Thursday so theres 8 of us all travelling first class on the train, quote I heard this morning was "Im getting there 15 minutes before it leaves, I want the best fookin seat in the Dining car for breakfast". 78859[/snapback] Manc-London Euston forst class=£290 return. Fucking scandelous. All lawyers at HMRC qualify for it though and they lap it up. Must cost a fucking fortune.

Cocksnot!

My money's on Mark... 78786[/snapback] Nah too highbrow for Mark tbh. 78848[/snapback] Not me either just to clarify. Just manc-mag and warrington minge registered to this computer.

No probs. It's a reet bastad when the batteries run out and you don't know what to do next for entertainment! (so I'm told) 78581[/snapback] Mine is mains adaptable..... 78820[/snapback] You got the rampant rabbit? Lass i used to be seeing used to stick it up the front while I hammered on the back door, a whole new dimension to the art of fucking i found! 78823[/snapback] To much for a general Chat forum tbh 78828[/snapback] Agreed...cease and desist immediately dirty boys !! 78830[/snapback] Mean the same thing tbh. Needlessly quoted together when lawyers used to get paid by the word. FACT! The fucking charlatans. PS the rabbit's not mains adaptable is it?

I was at a battle of the bands the other month at the academy in Manchester, watching a mates band. Went to the toilet wasted, had a slash and went to wash my hands. Was just about to dunk my hands in the basin when I found to my fucking eternal horror that some rancid student had taken a sit down shit in the sink! You see lads pissing in sinks pretty routinely at away matches, but its a whole different ball game someone sat there on the sink taking a dump like butter wouldnt melt while people are stood next to him trying to wash their hands. What the fucks all that about. Incidentally I've quoted the pic cos my mate took a photo of it on his phone. There was bogroll in there too. He must have actually brought that out of the toilet cubicle with him in favour of shitting in the sink?

I do 78303[/snapback] No thanks ... I have seen yours !!!! 78305[/snapback] You have to squint your eyes really tight though. Allegedly.