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Good call! Further characteristics include a dismembered 999 operators voice, followed by the sound of fire service bolt cutters while Richard the Third plays on dvd downstairs in front of a longsince cold cup of coffee.

To bring this debate up to date, there needs to be a third category of wipe for KSA after one of his epic evacuations, namely face down, semi-conscious slumped against the toilet door as the end credits to Ben Hur roll in the background. Obviously something a bit more pithy than that as category title, but you get the idea.

Some refugees of evolution in this thread. Bad craic tbh.

He clearly said he needed it to be cheap, Brock!

Birmingham full of sit-down wipers, apparently: http://uk.health.lifestyle.yahoo.net/one-in-six-mobile-phones-contaminated-with-faecal-bacteria.htm

Just clocked that fucking class spot!

is it racist too ? Way too early to be on the sauce man.

This thread reminds me that we need to change our national anthem for international matches. It's gash.

Some of those photos and then the one they use to illustrate Tottenham's support! That guy next to him in the shirt, dickie bow, trilby, press pass, apron and captain's armband.

If the theme is food and your requirement is cheap, turn up naked with your cock in a maris piper. Say you've come as a dictator. If you've got a few pence more to spend, upgrade to a turnip and say you've come as a famous highwayman from days of yore.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of your output...

Chez, I might have missed something glaringly obvious here, but why the fuck are Norwegian journalists interviewing you?

Leazes read through the thread and see who's consistently begging for me to express my opinion. It's a good indicator of who has the obsession.

When did I ever say that or even intimate it ??? Please, really, explain that one. No you fucking haven't I realise the question was purely rhetorical, but just to confirm how it reads to any rational person reading the thread: he clearly just completely made it up. As is his wont.

typical post from the Grey man. I stand by my view, similar to years ago, I'm 100% confident in it. Shame you don't have any views on anything, or can answer what I asked you. Presumably because you think they may prove to be wrong. Leazes, it narks you that I won't debate with you, but the only reason I won't debate is because you can't debate. I debate with loads of posters on here, it's only you I avoid. In any event when asked about what level of success you think is realistic for us you've already said that you believe we should be looking to 'match' Tottenham. I happen to agree with that within a certain margin of error, so I hardly see the point in arguing in the first place. I've also said that on a personal level I don't believe we'll have done enough to match them yet this season. I'd absolutely love to be proved wrong though.

Aye, get it posted Fist. TT first on the scene as ever.

Fish, that was a decent read that and inevitably didn't receive the response it merited (wherein lies a lesson) but there's a slightly less forensic point to be made for me and that's simply that, whether you subscribe to the view it's been an 'easy' start to the season or not, we routinely make it our business to lose to those exact sorts of clubs even at times when people might argue we've had 'better' players. So well done to the lads and to the manager for that. The sequence of results deserves recognition simply because it's so out of the ordinary for us. It's a disgrace that it is out of the ordinary, but that's another matter entirely. The facts speak for themselves on that one. Nobody's saying we'll finish where we are now, (literally nobody has said this, so it needs to be reiterated), and everyone's aware of the areas where the squad is more threadbare, but at least if the first team is gelling in broad terms then that's a positive, particularly given the large scale changes of the window.

When are they likely to go on general? I'm looking to get up for Spuds this weekend and want to sort this one out too if it's at all possible.

Don't bother mate. I remember you broadly taking the optimistic line even when we were no great shakes under Shepherd but it doesn't fit his agenda. He's in his own bubble and it needs to be ignored because he won't do it himself, despite people asking nicely and frequently.

I'm sorry... what? Pastor sauce tbh.

You can say what you like tbh, but it doesn't detract from the truth of my original statement. It's basically down to you to change the record. Simple.

We can discuss what 'relative' success is in various threads and at various intervals and I'm happy to do so (I have numerous times already this season) but that's not what I'm saying here. I've seen you have said elsewhere you want success on a par with Tottenham and I think that's fair enough, there's not a lot worth arguing about there. I think you just have to divorce those statements of aspiration from your other agenda. The point I'm making is massively straightforward and shouldn't be in the least bit contentious. I'm sure most would agree with me on that.

At the end of the day Leazes, no matter how you dress it up, it's down to you and you alone. Same for any type of addiction tbf. Nice new forum that people have put a lot of effort into-you actually have the choice to change the record. End off.

Of all the truly great dribblers, to this day only Gazza could dribble with his arms. He always did it, but check out 4:03-4:11 for the most audacious example of this absolutely unique technique. Kermit the Frog-esque.