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Urgh Mum and I. Stop bastardizing grammar what did it ever do to you? Oh and I'm going to Tampa Bay at xmas to see the Lightning play Hope they manage to re-sign St.Louis, he's me fave 37765[/snapback] That's CHRISTmas, Mr "grammar police"! 37802[/snapback] Also you can't say mum around here or you'll get jumped on from a height - it's 'mam' apparently. ..........just to highlight too recent themes on here; class and thick as pig-shit, ignorant Geordies. 37807[/snapback] What is it you say again? Mummeh 'nd Daddeh? 37809[/snapback] Who rattled your cage, you big ginger lummox?! 37815[/snapback] Lummox. Are you not up for the match this weekend you big mincer? You and John should have come up with it being Citeh. 37817[/snapback] Had to knock it on the heed mate as I've got a job application to do this weekend (not had the time in the week-turned into a proper last minute job) and seriously.....the form is fecking MASSIVE!!! never seen anything like it-asking all sorts of fucking useless info. Real shame as got a couple of mates going up for this one too.

Urgh Mum and I. Stop bastardizing grammar what did it ever do to you? Oh and I'm going to Tampa Bay at xmas to see the Lightning play Hope they manage to re-sign St.Louis, he's me fave 37765[/snapback] That's CHRISTmas, Mr "grammar police"! 37802[/snapback] Also you can't say mum around here or you'll get jumped on from a height - it's 'mam' apparently. ..........just to highlight too recent themes on here; class and thick as pig-shit, ignorant Geordies. 37807[/snapback] What is it you say again? Mummeh 'nd Daddeh? 37809[/snapback] Who rattled your cage, you big ginger lummox?!

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling. 37787[/snapback] Nah, selective would be 'eclectic'. Back to the dictionaries, Cath.

Urgh Mum and I. Stop bastardizing grammar what did it ever do to you? Oh and I'm going to Tampa Bay at xmas to see the Lightning play Hope they manage to re-sign St.Louis, he's me fave 37765[/snapback] That's CHRISTmas, Mr "grammar police"! 37802[/snapback] Also you can't say mum around here or you'll get jumped on from a height - it's 'mam' apparently. ..........just to highlight too recent themes on here; class and thick as pig-shit, ignorant Geordies.

Ah well, I suppose at least he didn't injure himself again. 37788[/snapback] If I've said it once I've said it a thousand time, the lad is no Stevie Taylor!

iJizzfest tbh

He was, he was...... people always said he was polite, kind and generous he was pretty much a vegetarian, and hated cruelty to animals Of course he also believed it was his duty to kill of all sorts of people History teaches us that not every tyrant froths at the mouth and plays the violin while burning down Rome J V Stalin was a great dancer, a very good singer and one hell of a party animal. he rembered people who had done him a good turn when he was down (unfortunately he was equally as good as rembering those who hadn't) 37514[/snapback] Never trust a vegetarian, tea total, animal lover tbh. 37515[/snapback] Quote of the day, that! Joe Stalin, what a mover!

I saw a program once about the racism between African and Afro-Carribean people in London. Quite an eye-opener. 37140[/snapback] I think I'm right in saying Nigerians often have a bit of a superiority complex and don't like to be lumped into the same category as Afro-Caribbeans. I know I'm generalising, but I've noticed a lot of that. 37229[/snapback] That's cause a lot of them are f**king fantastically rich. Actually i think Nigeria has 2 primary groups of people the have's and the have not's but they are seperated racially (as in different types of africans). So maybe only some of them feel superior. Doesn't go down well though, no no 37271[/snapback] Couldnt really comment on that though you may well be right. Of the Nigerians who come to the UK they tend to be phenomenally well educated (probably the 'have's' that you refer to) and they resent being seen in the same bracket as afro-caribbeans where the emphasis on education is (in all honesty) extremely lacking. Not that they should necessarily be seen in the same way as afro-caribbeans as the two cultures are very different-but they inevitably are by the whitey's who can't tell the difference (through their own lack of education).

Gemmill and the boyscouts 37267[/snapback] Diamond Highlights. 37269[/snapback] John Thomas and his all male mouth organ experience. *I should probably stop now*

Gemmill and the boyscouts

The Bumnotes

Do they do covers? 37255[/snapback] This stuff rights itself!

manhole

Malformed

I saw a program once about the racism between African and Afro-Carribean people in London. Quite an eye-opener. 37140[/snapback] I think I'm right in saying Nigerians often have a bit of a superiority complex and don't like to be lumped into the same category as Afro-Caribbeans. I know I'm generalising, but I've noticed a lot of that.

Well miss out the Ecoast (watch the Shipping News if you want to see what its like) go directly to Calgary and watch the Flames and then through the Rockies to Vancouver 37197[/snapback] Sounds good to me. The Mrs has relatives in Vancouver so we're hinting and waiting for the invite. 37207[/snapback]

Youngsters these days!

Teeside was the inspiration for the opening scene on Bladerunner, although I don't know if that is to be celebrated or not. 37098[/snapback] ICI transformed into a post-modern vision of Los Angeles. Obvious really 37107[/snapback] He's always said it was something that stuck in your mind - Billingham in the dark... and rain............ couldn't make it up.............. 37206[/snapback] I'm guessing that Gemmill was definitely NOT his inspiration to cast Harrison Ford, like.

I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea? 36971[/snapback] You know her 36973[/snapback] Only in the Biblical sense, son!

I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea?

Greggs has a branch in Houston? Do you mean Houghton?

I think he also used to post as 'Warrington Minge' tbh

It's not always banter, we both know that. Today though, what the heck, here you are- a jovial insult: "Even Newcastle's gay scene is firmly rooted in tradition" 36788[/snapback] You see, much better! Look, I think you came here far to openly on the attack, which is why we got very defensive. Fairs fair I reckon. 36793[/snapback] Fairs fair. I'm touchy cause I've had a bit of a hard time fitting in up here at times. 36807[/snapback] To be 100% fair to you AF, I think you also get a hard time because the suspicion persists that you are Sima-as you first appeared some moments after Sima turned into a complete fruitloop and announced his departure from the board. For a long time there was the belief that you were his online re-incarnation.

Real first name: Sammy Nickname: At school in manc 'Geordie', to friends and family in the North East 'Mancy' Age: 28 Occupation: Solicitor Location: manchester (always with a small 'm' you'll note) Language(s) spoken? English, French, Northern Irish Avatart - why? Future missus Previous avatarts? Gazza Tell us when you first joined the boards? November 2002. Board highlights? Oceania/Man Love Board lowlights? Gemmill, Dr Seuss What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Another job where I spent all my time posting on here Pets? R.I.P. I play a bit like.... Zidane Football heroes? Gazza, Keegan, Big Al Football villains? Gazza, Alex Ferguson Best advice given? Every hole's a goal. Ideal partner? Michelle Marsh Ideal dinner date? Ideal meal? Either the perfect curry or something Italian with plenty of basil and tomatoes Can you cook? aye Current wheels? Renault Clio Biggest influence? Gravity TV programmes? The Office, Father Ted, Time Team Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish n Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Chicken Korma, Chicken Karahi, or Chick Pea Masala Favourite tunes? Too many. Joy Division 'Love will tear us apart' being the best tune I've listened to today Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss at a push George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? Ferris Bueller, The Graduate, Rosemary's Baby, Donnie Darko, The Breakfast Club If I won a million pounds.... I intend to earn it. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? drunk-15/16??? Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes (suspended for a week). Favourite insult? You fucking perfect idiot! Not a lot of people know that......I'm an excellent pool player Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £300 on a jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 or 5 that get a regular airing I'm obsessed with.....Helena Christensen In 5 years time, I hope to be....33

Gimp mask?