manc-mag

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Wear two identical white T-shirts - the top one bearing the legend "I don't want to go out with you, you big mental dick" - but have the back panel/arms cut out of the top one, so as you turn around you can whip it off, revealing just a plain white T-shirt when you turn back. If you do it fast enough it'll act like one of those subliminal messages. Then kick her in the biff.

Always sounded like the audio was piped in from the local swimming baths.

A win, progress in a cup and a really good practice match for our little returning diamond. That'll do me.

Retorted.

Enrique Santon - Saylor - Colo - Enrique = potentially v strong defence, to go with a potentially strong midfield. The goal threat would have to be a hope of Best continuing well/Ba coming good/Barfa and Cabaye providing a threat from midfield, whichever scenario happened to prove itself.

Supoyb! Shove that up your arse, Alex.

There'll be losers and winners, stick your cock in her Guinness.

Worst rhyming couplet ever.

And Ferris Mueller after him.

You often post links, without saying what I'm looking at. Saying Shepherd was struggling to pay the mortgage isn't the same as saying he shouldn't have taken out the mortgage...if that's what you're getting at. its a follow up to my comment that people are critical of the expansion. There is plenty in that thread to back it up. The arsehole that started also fucked off when he knew that he had been shown up to be an idiot, I suppose he could have argued about it for 4 years ago then changed his mind, like mancmag for instance. NOT NOW, KATO!

Especially about the Holocaust. Chez you've just got married. What would you do? Never met Mrs P so if you want to put a photo of her up and the Italian, i'll happily make the call for you. If the Italian looks like Monica Bellucci and (like all good Italian catholic girls) takes it in the wrang'un, then you'd be a fool not to consider it. Morally i dont think you can go further than a snog, no browsing the top shelf or feeding the pony sugarlumps.

I think if you're judging him as an all round footballer, it's difficult to be overly buoyed about his value anywhere outside of the six yard box. His goal ratio is good though and theres no reason not to think that with a run there may be one more increment to his performance level yet. As a striker getting goals is generally how you kick on, so that's looking ok for him right now.

It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke. Or failing that, you dont get caught. Don't want to sound preachy, but my conscience couldn't stand for that like. Just a personal view, but imo it means you're content to let your partner live a lie. I spose it all depends on Parky's overall feelings about the relationship at the end of the day-if it's nee good then you're more likely to be able justify going with someone else. Having said that more people will look attractive (as they all do on the surface), but that's not to say they're necessarily any 'better' than what you've got. Parky, you must have a gut feeling about your missus is my view....if you know it's never realistically going to be a long term thing with her (and you suspect she knows this too) then it changes things to a degree I reckon because you'll both at least subconsciously have your eye out for greater happiness elsewhere, but you need to always manage that with the bairn in mind. I'm sure you'll do that though. I feel the gravitas in your post and I thank you for it. Deep down I know I can't really take a risk. Things are pretty good at home right now. How about a bit of light flirting though? It sounds like you might actually need that as the antidote to all this 'on message' shit. That is going to be one fucking fine line like....but then that might appeal to the gambler in you.

It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke. Or failing that, you dont get caught. Don't want to sound preachy, but my conscience couldn't stand for that like. Just a personal view, but imo it means you're content to let your partner live a lie. I spose it all depends on Parky's overall feelings about the relationship at the end of the day-if it's nee good then you're more likely to be able justify going with someone else. Having said that more people will look attractive (as they all do on the surface), but that's not to say they're necessarily any 'better' than what you've got. Parky, you must have a gut feeling about your missus is my view....if you know it's never realistically going to be a long term thing with her (and you suspect she knows this too) then it changes things to a degree I reckon because you'll both at least subconsciously have your eye out for greater happiness elsewhere, but you need to always manage that with the bairn in mind. I'm sure you'll do that though.

What does your missus hair smell like?

Edit: just read you're not with the missus. Fair play then I suppose, a free man as you say. Get the foil cone hat on!

It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke (and therefore father) in time. That's surely the only way it could be justified. Don't be doing it just to tap off ffs.

Is she going to be drinking pints of Guinness like Parky? Genuine question btw. I don't think I'd be down with that at all.

Absolutely NO Croations.

Ashley vetoed all loan deals in the summer so I can't see why he'd go for one in the January window. My guess will be a cut price deal for a striker with six months left on his contract. Perhaps, it just seems to be more commonplace then though. There'll be half decent Prem strikers that have warmed the bench for half a season to consider at that stage, alongside possibly revisiting previous 'targets'.

January is the loan window for NUFC I think. An extended trialist til the end of the season is what my money would be on.

They're both quality, theres no chance Goose Island is massively superior though you outrageous snob. That's just CT's marketing colleagues doing a job on your impressionable young mind Punk's 5am Saint is a lovely drop too. Cheaper an all. Their American IPA (9%) is ace but you have to watch it obviously. Bit hollow declaring themselves 'punk' now they're major stockists to Tesco and Sainsbury's like

:o :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Fingers crossed, Johnson! Really, really want him and our new lads to come good for us.