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Starting to look lethal from 2 yards out tbf.

Back in the day...good call. I couldn't believe it when I first found out she was a red! The iconic blonde of all time, but one hell of a redhead too.

Now in cans: Canny!

It's blatantly a girl anyway with a photoshopped cock, the only unknown is whether Saltwater shopped it himself or it's in one of his image libraries. With neither being a comfortable conclusion.

That joke really only works if Gloomy had been frothing about her, which he wasn't.

Wiki check: Barry the Cat - a one-off parody of The Beano's acrobatic crimefighter Billy the Cat. Unlike his Beano equivalent, Barry is incompetent, hopelessly uncoordinated, and is immediately recognised despite his "cat-suit" disguise. The final panel shows him in hospital, suffering from multiple injuries, being told that he has acted "very foolishly".

ah, you mean that word "chomp" again..... but you're not childish are you I like how you are trotting this line out when you know you've been truly made to look like an idiotic waffling cunt Oh no you don't.

Who was that 'Boys Own' crime fighting character in the Viz that dressed in black as a cat and always got the shit kicked out of him by the villains? Classic.

too easy, mate. You're nearly 60, have a word.

See post number 133 you enormous clot. I'm not the one crying about derailments/OBG's hurt feelings.

Keep it on topic please Leazes, out of respect for OBG etc etc.

Talking out yer arse.

Are they genuinely funny in Norway like? Your posts don't scan as normal at all tbf.

Nicely summarised imho.

Grow up, man. You don't even know what you're talking about anymore.

Almost too bizarre to be offensive this output.

I'll keep an eye out for a Chris Baird lookalike then. Where you sitting? It's also over 7 years since we beat Blackburn at home, shocking stat that when you think the difference in sizes of the two clubs. That would be a massively satisfying stat to put right on Saturday like.

Well you misunderstood that point spectacularly. No surprises there though.

I questioned the claim that SD gets all advertising for free at SJP based on it not making sense from a tax perspective, the fact that SD shareholders bear 40% of the cost and that the evidence from the accounts is not conclusive. At no point did i say either wasy was a fact as this was a discussion from principles and what made sense from a business perspective. It was a good chat, mainly between myself and YNH which benefitted the whole forum by clarifying what was known and what was not. Not only was it a moronic outburst, it doesnt even reflect on what was said in the discussion. The under value comment may be based on me trying to differentiate commercially between a sign on a roof and naming a stadium. The real commercial reference is of course the per metre charge for Shepherd Offshore and Cameron Hall Development signs that used to be everywhere. All this because i wanted to help 2J with a youtube upload. To be honest I don't know why I feel the need to squabble with chez whom I once thought was a decent poster; now all I can read is an Ashley apologist who may be knowledgeable on many things financial but like CT, albeit an alleged thinking man's version, continues to post as an expert on many things he knows nowt about. Maybe it's the result of the influx of mong the board has suffered over the last 12 month, most likely it's just me, regardless I know the solution to seeing red every time I read his posts. Chez-the 'thinking man's' CT What a fucking label, that has got to stick! It's too unjust for it not to.

Feigns regret that a thread has been ruined/appeals for alliance with thread starter. Check.

It's something we didnt do very well only last week. Anyway really hope the boys can gel together and find that elusive thing that imho has served us well since our return to the Prem-the actual desire to play for this football club. I'm inclined to think well of those we've bought until there's evidence to suggest otherwise, so it'd be nice if we could show them patience, particularly the likes of Obertan. Big week coming up and i'm going to regret saying this as when we were in this position last season, a little bit of confidence would bubble up which would immediately be burst by a couple of defeats. However, progression in the cup and victory next saturday would represent a fantastic start to the season and strong evidence that the management of first team affairs is under good stewardship. I personally reckon Pardew needs a lot of credit as whether he has any role in identifying players or not, its him thats dealt with losing Barton and Enrique and integrating the new look midfield. Challenges everywhere (loss of Jonas's best mate, how to play Tiote / Cabaye together, where the fuck are the goals coming from, the left back postion generally, new right wing play) so in a weeks time, if things go well, he should be able to take some big credit. Lets see though, Blackburn were a bit lucky on saturday but they'll be bouncing on the back of that and Forest away is the sort of fixture we lose. I think a lot of the moodiness/needle on here is down to the fact that people want to enjoy the start to the season but can't because of the 'bigger picture'*. I just think you've got to dissociate the two things as best you can tbh, for your own sanity as much as anything, but equally because I think the new lads deserve our backing. I do think it remains a group of players who are here with good intentions as far as performances on the pitch are concerned, and that means a lot to me personally. I do also think that there's potential formations (Barfa/Santon to come in) that can look like a decent match for most teams so that lends credence to what you say, although it isn't socially acceptable to admit that. I think what Alex says is probably ultimately right, (about a good midfield but ultimately far too light up front, suggesting 10-12th) and that's what really fucked me off about the last window because a striker would have made a hell of a difference and there was no excuse at all not to find one, but it doesn't stop me hoping Barfa can't lift us massively as a team with his re-introduction/deployment in the support striker role. *not that I think there should be less moodiness/needle btw, I think it's mint.

I imagine it does happen on the pitch, but when Joey was saying it to journalist's it's a bit of a cunts trick. Look, the bloke is obviously a bit of a wanker, but these journalists make a very good living opining (and in Barton case, passing judgement on) things that they have very little idea about in a lot of cases. I've got no issues with someone winding up journalists, classless or not. Barton digressed from a debate he couldn't handle & immediately brought up his earning's as a response. His rebranding can only go so far before he reverts to type. Buying Banksy paintings & pretending to have been an ''indie kid'' makes him look more of a cock. I don't think he's just insulting journalists but fans of the game in general when he brings up money. I think the guy's a dick on a personal level so I'm not getting my knickers in a twist about it as I don't think we're learning anything about him we don't already know, but I think it's particularly sad to be coming out with that when only recently you've been trying to peddle the line that leaving Newcastle was effectively for footballing reasons. On the pitch he's effective as ever but it baffles me how he manages to get into so many players heads, because he's hardly unstoppable. Just shows how thick they must be I reckon.

For the record, Alex got Graham's hair, Alan's footballing ability and Alan's teeth.