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Dunno like...if they kept him on the bench that's as good as saying the transfer is done now. The club basically need to keep up the pretence (that he may stay) til the last minute. I mean I could see him missing the 3rd game say, but not to be benched a whole month in advance. Could be totally wrong like.

Theres many a game I remember during the Shepherd reign where Scott would arrive back at the Trent, all wide-eyed smiles and the chairman's chutney rolling down his chin.

Enrique = last few days of window, Shirley? Always expected him to start the season but assumed he'd be away as September 1st ticked around. Liverpool are pissing money everywhere so I'd imagine Mike'd be licking his lips at getting a 40% uplift for deadline day trade. Well I imagine thats his preferred scenario at least.

Tim: "Are you reading these?" Brent: "Am I what?!"

Famous people stuck in a broken time machine, No 74: Jimmy Saville "Now then now then now then!"

What in the fuck is garlic sauce? Is that garlic mayo too then?

I'm not sure where all this garlic mayo shite is getting sold? I mean I quite like garlic mayo if I make it myself, but I'd never have it from a take away of any description. Which parts of the country have garlic mayo as a standard condiment? Sounds fucking rough as toast tbh.

Fuck that mate, it's mission enough meeting you in the toon. Enjoy your holiday.

Never tried a German kebab but would like to so I know what all the fuss is about. Kebabs in Mcr are decent because all the kebab houses are run by the Indian restaurant trade and they serve them in naan bread instead of pitta, which is as it should be quite frankly. London kebabs are atrocious for some unfathomable reason, complete time warp cuisine down there. Only suitable for eating in front of an episode of 'Dear John' or 'Just Good Friends' etc. on Gold.

Re-heated.

racial

Struggling to hear "forthwith" in Joey's accent I confess.

Fucking hell, you weren't joking either - arrested earlier.

http://www.pressforgoods.com/english-premi...tle-united.html £8 here for a decent Thai fake. They deserve to have this one ripped off too like given that the official replica jersey looks like the worst fake going.

This is a different Ian Cusack, this one's Irish.

Poker face? I might have to. etc etc hur hur hur.

Peter Whitfield, did you not mention that I frequented this forum and am a liar? That was a bit forgetful.

Willoughby's got a head like a squashed meat pie if we're being honest.

Ashley is still up for grabs. RIP.

Pick up your phone or I simply can't help you.

And Nick Cotton too before anyone takes that one.

Cotton is a fucking horror. I'd rather bang Dot Cotton tbh.

Cages have been rattled apparently. I don't actually know what's going on, so I'm more a pot stirrer rather than a cage rattler, if we're having it right.

I'd rather do Tony Coton tbh.

Truly awful, the pair.