Dr Kenneth Noisewater

That won't happen. The cars have been optimised with geet massive fuel tanks and its too late to change that now. Some of the teams are asking for each car to have to make two compulsory tyre stops. There needs to be 100% agreement to proceed with that tho, and there's not a chance of the teams whose cars are gentle on tyres doing that. As was mentioned after the race, it would be like turkeys voting for Christmas. On the subject of the post-race discussion, why were Jake and DC taking the piss out of Eddie Jordan for saying Rob Smedley was a Yorkshireman? Normanby is in North Yorkshire.

Clough and Mourinho. Winners.

Andreas Möller from that team / era for me, arrogance personified.

Paul Dickov for me, worst case of small man syndrome in history. Also agree with Savage, Speedie and the Portuguese Winker.

I used to love watching the fountains round the base of that cafe. And the smell of Don Millers Bakery. Mmmm...

So, what did we think of the new no refueling Formula then? Bit processional really wasn't it? Red Bull clearly have the pace but the achilles heel of reliability remains. Ferrari looked very accomplished. Button and Schumacher a bit underwhelming.

Gives him more time to talk down potential jumpers from the bridge I suppose. Not that the Police or the Humber Bridge Authority or Social Services knew anything about it anyway.

Thinking about the Beckham / Lennon injuries and Walcott's lack of form, Milner deserves a place in the England starting line-up and Capello likes him, so why not the right side?

Just seen Adam Johnson's goal. I'd have him in the squad for that alone.

Times saying torn achilles. Horrible injury if its snapped, probably finishes him at his age.

Shame like, he'd have been useful to have in the squad. Come on Lennon, get your finger out.

The Rottweiler.

Whose was it Leazes? According to KK in his book, it was Fletcher, Hall Jnr and Shepherd who expressed the need to make the change and had already approached him without Sir Johns knowledge, who then found himself in a corner and outpointed by his 3 main board members. Its a long piece, I've actually posted it straight from the book before when myself and craig have spoken about it. Cheers, interesting.

Whose was it Leazes?

Found a programme from the Newcastle - Boro match from 1978 at my parents house tonight. Might try to scan it and get some images up here later in the week.

His head goes right to the top of that hat you know.

A slight crop and a boost of the contrast and clarity on Lightroom. It's my wallpaper, do I need to paypal you something? Yes. No mate, I'm chuffed you like it.

Something like that. Bit rich coming from a bunch of fuckers who took the best part of 120 years to win their one and only cup.

A slight crop and a boost of the contrast and clarity on Lightroom.

So how does that work you can't celebrate our goals, does this mean that to avoid capture you have to celebrate their goals??? Basically, stood up when they scored (so as not to look out of place), no clapping or cheering tho. It's fucking difficult, specially if you've had a drink

Fucking hell, that was a bit hairy. Some proper numptys in the boro crowd, definite air of menace. My dad almost gave us away by standing up, starting to raise his arms, and opening his gob when our first one went in. Luckily he remembered where we were in the nick of time. We looked in control until they equalised. After HT they bossed it for about 20 mins after Colo went off and Hughtons baffling substitutions. We were all over them after that and would've won if the game was a bit longer. Kudos to the toon end, the whole end doing 'Pigbag' before the whistle was immense. Couple of lads in full chemical suits and masks too

The temptation to leave an arseprint on Dekka's office window next week may be to much to resist careful, you never know whose reading. accadacca=dekka