Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Exactly right Craig. It's like doing a second-hand car deal: The seller thinks the car is worth one price (probably higher than its actual value); the buyer offers something much lower (usually less than the cars market value) and after a bit of dancing around they settle on something in the middle.

Are they having a laugh?! McNally is a sad little fat man with an axe to grind. Pretty sure he fell out with KK years back when he worked for the Sunday Sun. He's never got over it.

KEEEEEEEEE-GAN!

They'll be the first team in history to go down with minus points.

I was molested at the age of seven by a lass 16 who had massive tits and taught me to french kiss if you must know. Had a fetish for big kazongas ever since tbh LuaLua's brother?

What category is that TR, hot-rods?

Overfriendly has come on for Wolfsburg. What are the in-play odds for him blasting one over the bar?

I know someone fairly high up at Santander and he reckons it's a done deal that Alonso will be driving a Santander-sponsored Ferrari next season and has been for some time. ITK-tastic:

Quelle surprise. That place makes me sick.

What a slimy shit that cunt is. He makes my skin creep.

He's pointed out that the tories got the call about how to handle the economic disaster wrong; the only political party in the world to call it wrong i.e. to do nothing. (New)Labour are really down in the dumps, but I suggested to mrs hips last night that it might be worth a £20 punt on them winning the next election. Is he suggesting every country that gave trillions to the banks got it spot on? He's told us that not ONE saver in UK lost a single penny of their savings. And at the small price of £25k of debt for every man, woman and child in the country. GREAT.

I thought it was garbage. Bo'selecta's time has gone, it was brilliant for a couple of years but this was tired and the material was mostly lame. Hopefully it puts to bed any ideas Leigh Francis might have had about bringing it back.

Is this repeated midweek?

Sanchez could be a big star. Watching the Rams-Packers game on a stream. The Rams are awful.

Cost over a billion dollars. Obscene in this day and age.

Oh for fucks sake man, Stevie will have a coronary! To be fair, it wasn't as good as the ones I had in Seahouses a couple of weeks back.

Wank flannel

Go the Bill Werbeniuk route and have 15 pints of lager to settle any nerves.

What's the average height (length?) of a newborn? My mates mrs gave birth last night, 9lb3 and 53cms and he looks big.

Fish'n'chip butty on Saltburn prom. Mmmm.....

And John Peel's.

Sophie brought some divorce papers to the flat, got stoned with Jeremy and ended up having sex. There was another situation I can't fully remember where she ended up having drunken sex with Mark and the condom split I think.

Hans? The Johnson!?

So Piquet jr. came up with the idea, then got himself immunity when the shit started to fly? The boy must have a future as a politician.

Are you speaking from experience?