Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Marcel Desailly on itv at half-time. I hope he says "Big Ron is a stupid old white bastard" when he thinks his mic is off.

Quite right too.

I see someone in the comments mocking his manliness because he was 'only' a medic in the army

I agree with Renton that it's most likely bacterial cojunctivitis. However, my concern with chloramphenicol being available over the counter is that most people won't follow it up with a trip to the optician to check the underlying cause. What if it is viral? Or an ulcer? What if it comes back?

Strachan spotted on Teesside apparently.

It was quite good, nothing earth shattering. To my mind, the best stand-ups change their act a bit every night: a bit of audience interaction or throwing in some local place names etc. I can just imagine him regurgitating exactly the same show in every city up and down the country. Not that it wasn't decent, there were some good lines and big laughs in it, just a bit same-y.

Just wasted a tenner on a dvd called Jordan: My Dribbling Cunt. Turns out it was a video of Harvey's birthday party.

What are the super-coolies over on N-O making of this?

Domenech's decision making is getting more and more eccentric though.

I might make that my sig :lol:

People are never satisfied are they? When Schumacher was winning nearly every race it was 'boring' or 'predictable'. Now we've had a season with six or seven different race winners the world champion is 'underwhelming'. He's got a reasonable crack at defending it next year at Brawn because a ) Ross Brawn wins titles wherever he is and won't have taken his eye off the ball too much regarding the development of next years car. And b ) They are going to be getting a shitload of investment from Mercedes who look upon them very favourably. Having said that, I expect Mclaren and Ferrari to have cars capable of winning from the off next season which they didn't have this year.

Cunt Idol?

Kimi must've got a fright, being sprayed with petrol from that Mclaren. Just as well fuel stops are being banned next year.

Surely you mean sad cunts?

And Tom can change the name of this thread to The Biggest Cunt Semi-Final. The other answer is people are clicking the 'view result' button which lets them see how the poll stands but means they can't then vote in it.

Strike one from KD then All will be tappy lappy again. I see another solution: Add Tom to the poll and stick 50 votes on his total.

Vote rigging an internet forum poll about who is the bigger cunt

That is one of the funny things about sport: start off great and finish slowly and you've 'limped over the line' or are an 'undeserving champion'; start slow and finish strongly and its a 'brave title charge'. The truth is Jenson has won more races than anyone else, he's been more consistent than anyone else and as a result he's earned more points than anyone else. No question he is a deserving world champ and all credit to him and the Brawn team, winning the constructors title in their debut season. Skol's bet intrigues me too, he's been a bit elusive when I've asked him about it before.

.Harewood was woeful though, disappointing considering the number of times players score against their old clubs. Carroll hasn't done much wrong imo.

The conditions will suit us for once too. That time of year in South Africa = cool and rainy.

Apparently Mark Hughes is preparing a £30million bid for the balloon.

Gutierrez, you tit.

We're lucky on here that we have N-O as our sub-human scum filter.

Does that little scouse cunt get the assist?