Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Sports Direct - obviously RyanAir - owned by a cunt Halifax Building Society - shit service Honda - shit customer care deVries Honda (who went bust (HA! GOOD!) and have been replaced by Springfield Honda - Shit staff/service/cusomer care.

Liam Gallagher?

accadacca is llambias.

Lightroom is my fave. There is also a good free online picture editor called pixlr.

Good. '94-'96 they were absolutely at the height of their powers, captured the moment and produced two of my favourite albums of all-time. Since then, nothing of any significance. Clearly the hunger to write good tunes ebbs when you move from a Manchester housing estate to a mansion in London with a giant pile of cocaine on the table. The drop in quality is so vast that my third favourite Oasis album is the one with the B-sides from the first two. If Noel carries this through, which I think he should, I reckon he could do a really good acoustic solo album.

start > search > all files and folders > "paint"

Start > all programs > accessories > paint

Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too? You often walk around the shops with a toiletries bag like? No. It looks like a tolietries bag FULL STOP. NEW SENTENCE Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too? Clearer now?

Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

Some classic Belgian GP's of yore on BBC red button now. They're belters as well.

My mate has got one of these: He's a primary school teacher as well

I once stayed at a campsite near Donington Park. The shower block was home to the biggest moths I've ever seen in my life. I don't mind creepy-crawlies but these fuckers were spooky.

Phone, keys, chewing gum etc. I suppose being wallet-free is fine for dole-wallers but most of us need somewhere to keep the stuff we use day-to-day. (Safety )

F - u - c - k .

See the OP. I think change pouches are right up there with soft leather man bags and umbrellas as the gayest things on the planet. Man bags and umbrellas, I'll agree with you, gay. Is a wallet without a change pouch 'straight' in your opinion?

They are like Daddy Long Legs...for some reason they need to dive bomb you ????????? WTF !!! Daddy Long Legs, the spastics of the insect world. They can fly, but not with any form of control or direction. Moths are just shit butterflies.

Has anyone got a Nokia 6700? Due an upgrade in a month or two and they look like the sort of thing I go for.

I can't imagine not having a wallet; change, notes and cards rattling around in your pockets. Sounds like the behaviour of night-before-showerer types to me. My wallet has debit, credit, amex, morrisons miles and donor cards in, a work pass, something sentimental from Mrs N, business cards and a change pouch. I also have one of those key holder things that look like mini wallets

AustFAILia tbh.

Hope Danny Dyer's got his film crew there, pwopa nawty tear-up.

Phil Thompson shows his intellect by saying 'Millwall have a fighting chance'. Big-nosed moron.

Who'd have guessed?

Is your source any good? I dont need a source. I can say what I see OMG he iz reelly ITK!!11!!1!1 He's Lee Ryder. He seems clued up though tbf. Sounds more like Roy Walker. He's good, but he's not right.

I'd love to hear what the haters think would've happened in '92 had KK not turned up.

Scouse vermin have lost as many in August as they did all last season