Dr Kenneth Noisewater

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Should you ever be unfortunate to be involved in car accident, say you sneezed and you were thus forced to close your eyes. It counts as an 'act of god'. 79430[/snapback] What would happen if someone stapled yuor eyelids to your forehead? And then you sneezed... 79440[/snapback] I'm guessing the conjunctiva would be strong enough to hold them in although I wouldn't recommend you trying it out.

"Please don't let her touch my floppy cock"

Well if it's as simple as you claim, you should find your dossier here

I've still got them if anyone can tell me how to upload them.

wouldn't class it as recent as such though, although one of the best shows ever! 79212[/snapback] Was Max & Paddy during the last 12 months?

Green Wing = excellent A lot of good comedy performances in that. Was Sue White the personnel woman?

Maybe it was N-O now I come to think about it. About November.

I'm sure someone posted a link of the whole thing (in PDF format) a couple of months back.

Nomination for worst- that new Ben Elton one, is it Blessed? It's got Ardal O'Hanlon (sp) and Mel (of Mel & Sue) in it. Total shit.

Don't forget My name is Earl is on tonight 78992[/snapback] Don't worry, I'm all caught up now

Catterick was on BBC3 in 2004 but only made it on to terrestrial tv in the last twelve months, maybe that's why it seems more recent. Chris Palmer is legendary.

Some sort of off-shore platform at Harland & Wolff?

This thread proves you can polish a turd after all

It's repeated on E4 tonight... 78367[/snapback] So it is, E4 10.30 Cheers Radg, you're a diamond.

Missed the first episode of 'My Name is Earl' unfortunately, I'd been looking forward to it. Peep Show is the only series that has done it for me recently although I also enjoyed the 5-hour Scrubs marathon on ABC1 over Christmas and I do like QI.

Is it right that they've signed up to do a show on Radio2?

Happy New year Findlay!

You must be massively relieved. Keep my fingers crossed.

Me too. They were my tip for 2005. Well lads, just one more day and the curse is broken.

Come on, anyone who watches BBC2 at 8pm on Sundays should have a fair idea... 72252[/snapback] Take it that's where the Top Gear lot do their time trials then? 72257[/snapback] Give that man a lollipop. Dunsfold Park, home of the Top Gear test track and studios. Can't quite make out The Stig Though.

Come on, anyone who watches BBC2 at 8pm on Sundays should have a fair idea...

What a nightmare. I don't know what to say other than all the very best, my thoughts are with you.

How about this one: 51.115406, -0.536353

Think you'll get this one pretty quickly Craig: 52.071834, -1.015787

50.905385, -1.391385 Looks like the groundsman is busy at St. Marys.