Ayatollah Hermione

Few yards further back, he might have put that wide

This kid is giving Trippier a nightmare

Thank fuck the second leg is up here, I’ll say that much

And then you have Murphy, who uses the post as a target and is too fucking accurate considering how often he hits the cunt

Aye, this is where I’m at. The confidence in the box is fucking shot

Time for Bruno to begin taking pot shots

These are grafting well tbf to them but we really are sloppy at playing around their press at times.

Fuck me, keep the fucking ball down!!!

If the decisions level out(TM), we should be getting a handily light penalty decision which could also get Wilson out of his funk. Two birds with one stone

He basically just blew and waited for VAR to make the final decision for him.

I think we’ll see Maxi earlyish here, like. Mind, that Salisu is having a fucking blinder so could do with him having a calamity befall him

English refereeing Can we please simplify things to school playground level so these dunces can operate competently? And then we’ll build them up slowly

Andre Marriner on is on VAR. There we go.

Handball from a ricochet 1 yard away

Fucking chronic finishing

We could definitely be more clinical but things just aren’t dropping for us as they were before the World Cup, like.

I did like how all you could hear was our lot singing “When the Mags” over the home fans Good effort anyway

If Howe fancies him, then let’s welcome the little morlock

Might have a wander down on Sunday morning to get some of that, like. Do I just look for the Robin Reliant?

Howe mentioned something about Isak not training at the same intensity as the rest of them yet so it must be on the physios orders to ease him back in

Well, I know that but sometimes I like to let Fish indulge in his innermost fantasy where he’s the wise cracking comic book hero so I play along

Then, it’s a flat back 5

Two banks of four, then

I’m being positive about this. Fingers crossed it’s another Bellamy, 20 years down the line

FWIW, I can see Jones thinking they need to be at us from the off and coming at us a bit. I’d also expect Ward-Prowse belting it toward Adams to be a favoured move so Botman will have that to sort out