Ayatollah Hermione

Nah, fucked it off as soon as Rafa walked as that felt like the last sliver of positivity gone. And even with the ticket, I think I amassed about 10 loyalty points in my time. Got the membership at the start of the season and have got to a fair few of the home games but they’ll be a nightmare to get next year as well.

Jenas has just said that the Olympic Stadium is usually “rocking” the atmosphere probably peaked when the cunt opened 11 years ago and has massively cooled down since

Went on a Bournemouth forum to gauge their feelings and opinions on this and guess who has turned up in peace? https://bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk/threads/afc-bournemouth-v-newcastle-united.17155/post-708291

In the ballot this morning but can’t say I’m holding out much hope. Also, why the fuck did I have to queue to enter a ballot? Are our web servers really that bad?

Yellow Card

Hope he stays in the Premier League for years because he’s pure box office. His interviews are incredible but it’s the touchline antics, pacing up and down like an agitated jockey that are the real star. It’s a shame he’s a shit manager at anywhere but Luton

Schar FGS and 3-0 Newcastle is 80/1. I’ll have some of that, please and thank you

I love how their definition of “class” in opposition fans is absolutely defined by if they got beat or not

Completely missed that news yesterday, what a pisser. An almost, otherworldly songwriting talent. And, he got me my first point of the year in the death pool so every cloud

The NUST didn’t consider kids because anyone that would actually embroil themselves in that nonsense has never felt the touch of a woman

The Man United flags Once more confirming that Sunderland’s favourite team is whoever Newcastle is playing

Nice bit of exertion from Man United, tonight. Same again next time, Leeds. Let’s get these cunts tired out

Got to admit, being 1-0 down after 15 minutes to Fulham, live on BBC One, has really got me envious

We’ll balance the books by selling hot prospect, Jeff Hendrick in the summer

My mate is going down off the back off his pal’s ticket so let’s hope he doesn’t need ID for his sake

Caulkin went to The Athletic and decided to steal a living by writing, what seems like, one hungover article a month and recording a shit podcast.

Wonder if Wolves still want him. Sweeten the Neves pot, baby

BBC Africa is now reporting that he’s been pulled from the rubble, albeit with bad injuries.

They were definitely better than I’ve seen them in a while on Saturday like. Just from an application standpoint if nothing else

Bloody hell, fucking awful that. Fingers crossed

Also, having seen him live, they might have a decent player in Paqueta, like. Doubled up well on ASM and was always dropping into little pockets and losing his man. What an ugly fucker though

Thought a draw was a fair result and won’t go over too much of what’s been said in here already but some of our players look fucked, even at this stage. Hopefully Gordon and Isak can bring a bit of spark back into the side. As for Maxi He can’t even be arsed to move to try find a slight bit of space to receive the ball. That’s why it’s so easy to double up on the lazy cunt

Stay the course, have a sack about it #ToxicMasculinity

Champion, 2-0 it is

Imagine spending all that cash and not getting a striker Chelsea becoming like Potter’s Brighton while the current Brighton are banging them in