Ayatollah Hermione

Fancying an early start with some breakfast in Newcastle city centre. Where’s good these days? I’d fancy a Grainger Market, greasy bastard of a fry-up but it’s shut on Sundays.

Shearers is ticket only, maybe Wonder Bar as well but I’d imagine Three Bulls is first come, first served

Match of the Decay or something

That’s Radford, Motson and Hereford all dead. Looking good for Sunday

Aye, starts his fills with the “wrong” hand which is how you got the sound where it almost felt like he was slightly behind the beat.

Might be a solid option if we’re losing though

Thought it said it all that Ritchie was preferred in the last few moments against Liverpool

I’m going into town and getting quite leathered, regardless. Hopefully I can actually remember the fucker if we win it

Reckon you have to hope that Maxi is having one of his stardust days here, like. If it’s not working, can always bring Isak or Willock (if fit) into the fold for him. I think you have to go with Bruno and Joelinton in the middle to counteract Casemiro and Fernandes

Name me five more instances where it’s happened to other teams

That is questionable, to say the very fucking least. The offside line was all over the fucking shop

I wouldn’t call Pope catching the ball outside the box an inevitable consequence of having a sweeper keeper like.

Of all the times for old Newcastle United to pop its fucking head up. We might be cursed

I did chuckle how he brought it up again, complete with a backhanded, patronising compliment to Eddie Howe He’s such a wanker

Will be a tight game, this

mind, we have stopped scoring as many since that. BRB

Caught out again

Great comedy own goal from that clem, Martinez

Is a flag an omen? or are you just so worn down by failure that you refuse to entertain the idea that it could ever change?

Villa looking a much better prospect than when they came up here earlier in the season like They’re doing things like “completing passes” and “sort of defending”

Always with the paedos with this guy

Ah man, terrible news

Had a feeling that one of them would fall on their sword for the shambles we’ve seen this season. Quite glad it’s that useless fat cunt

Don’t make me point at the “Milinkovic-Savic is a genuine target” sign again

WTF. That’s like asking if you’d rather get 4 numbers on the lottery or land the Euromillions jackpot. With bonus ball.