Ayatollah Hermione

OutSTANDING shithousery from Longstaff. There’s that time Howe spent at Atletico coming good

Great goal ruined by my wor lass reading Twitter constantly through the fucking game

Better team by a mile there tbh. Reckon these would take 0-0 now

Every time we touch that Hall, the ref is blowing up ffs it’s not a school sports day

That Chelsea team is the kind of thing that either becomes a masterstroke or a disaster

Sean Dyche to Everton around February is so nailed on that bookies shouldn’t even offer odds on it

Toney giving his old team a hand, you love to see it

Part of me thinks that Potter will be chuffed with a draw as he’s clearly desperate for this month off but at the same time, they’ve still got plenty quality and they’re not going to be shit forever. But, they are all going to the World Cup so even with the best of intentions, they’re going to be thinking about that ahead of us. Basically, I’m hoping for an Arsenal style demolition where we didn’t even give them time to breathe but it’s still difficult to even comprehend that we can do that to teams tbh

We play that friendly a few days beforehand as well so the players should be fresh and ready. Depending on how badly England shit the bed, you could have had Trippier, Pope and Wilson back for a couple of weeks at that point too

I’ll chainsaw a frozen pizza in half and put both compartments to use

Just got one of those Ninja air fryers with the two compartments (200 quid!) so does anyone have any ideas for things to make in it? Cooked an entire chicken in one the other night which was an intoxicating dose of technology in action but drawing a blank with other things

Fucking stop listening to that shite, man

Tight one, this

Well, you can argue the centre halves but he was always going to pick his usual suspects there. Hopefully White plays rather than Maguire

Tbf to Southgate, can’t really argue with a lot of that. Gallagher is an odd one though, especially when Loftus-Cheek is playing more and more for Chelsea recently. Maddison won’t get a look in btw. Neither will Wilson, I reckon but nice for him to get the recognition

Thank fuck I took today off, kid. I’m fucked How torturous was your game of golf from 1-10?

Still doesn’t look fully fit tbh. Looks like he needs the WC break to get himself sorted.

Here’s my expert analysis. We were very poor but looked slightly more lively when our actual good players came on. Still, we’re through the next round where 4 good sides have been knocked out and we did it without risking anyone for Saturday. A case of the performance being poor but the result being right and nobody will really care about the former when we lift the cunt in February. Mind, Lascelles is absolutely out of his depth in this side. The amount of hospital balls he gave Manquillo defied belief. Manquillo looked ropey and rusty, as you may expect, but I’ve never seen a centre half pressure his own player as much. He has to be next out the door, who cares about his leadership

aye, slightly parted

Just been with Tom and he reckons he’s off for a Nick Pope tattoo on not one but both arse cheeks? Good luck to the kid

No Zaha or Eze anywhere to see for these. Definitely there for the taking

Maxi up against battered old Clyne. Give me a fiver on 3-0, bookmaker

Also, you chaps should have simply bought a ticket to watch the magic in person like this cool dude. I’ll report back with tales of the new world

All this chat about having a cup run or finishing fourth, Eddie Howe would simply ask “why not both?”