Ayatollah Hermione

Wonder who Howe was telling to go down there?

Gordon definitely has talent but he’s going to achieve fuck all because he literally cannot stop being a total dicksplash for long enough to use it

Eddie Howe has performed an actual miracle with Almiron

Longstaff stuck on half speed tonight

Had a feeling these would frustrate the fuck out of us tonight and we haven’t helped it by being fucking atrocious so far

If I’m ever in whatever realm of Yorkshire Wykiki is from, I’ll spot him no bother by looking for the head of steam on the horizon

Friends, what women watch on the telly is 95% based on whoever they fancy at that time. Sorry to say that your lass is besotted by Matthew Damon. Could be worse, could be the bloke playing Dahmer

This Wallace chap is yet another classic, chinless Tory wonder. How do they find these people whose faces melt into meaningless goop from the nose down? At least Sunak has a jaw you can set your watch to

That Quinn display is unbelievable Truly, a fitting tribute to a drink driving bag of shite who turned out to be one of their worst ever managers

Miguel Almiron IS Baraka

Botman FGS bet is on. Howay you big Dutch fridge of a man

It’s already beyond sad now but Villa trying to create some kind of rivalry with us is going to be even more embarrassing a few seasons down the line

Slightly late to this but where the FUCK has Hunt emerged from?! Has he been hanging in the bellows of Parliament like the phantom of the opera?

McClaren seemed very hard working and not completely behind the times, he was just useless and exuded absolutely no authority.

Sorted for the Palace game at the very least. Any mid week game means having to put a holiday in for the day after mind

18 or bust. Tindall out

Got to be a piss easy job that. Get on the blower to PIF, move some money around and hey presto! You’re now sponsored by Saudi Golf/Air/Energy/Sea/MILF and can rake it in

Can see this being a high scoring one but no idea which way it’ll end up. Fancy Botman to score though, he’s been coming close

Wasn’t on immediately after and I wanted to watch it last night whilst demolishing a subpar takeaway. Thanks, darling

Got in after an absolute face melter of a session down the Fish Quay and missed MOTD. Someone send a link because I’m not waking up at 7am to watch the replay

Eddie Howe, let me count the ways

Starting to worry we’re a good team. This is a whole new world of pressure

You’d think this would be the finish of him, even at Championship level. Not going to get those creamy payouts at League Two level so he’d better quietly retreat to his Portuguese villa to die of a heart attack on a sun bed

I’ll take a scrappy 1-0 all day. This lot are capable of some great performances on their day