Ayatollah Hermione

Played everyone in the top half except Chelsea and Arsenal by my count. Home games against bottom half shite to come, is it?

Total control since their goal. We may well be the real deal

Same, I love Bruce Willis. Oh, Hollywood BALL

Did I hear him ask where Lloris is supposed to go? Maybe not 20 yards out of his goal for a fucking start

Our pressing is absolutely fucking feral, I love it

What was the handball check for there?

Trippier struggling against Sessegnon like

“Caveat Emptor” is carved above the doors at The Bridges as well

It fucking isn’t like Like a Mekano Theatre Royal

Every week, I’m putting money on Botman anytime until he bullets one in. No pressure, Sven

Came out of the Empire bang at full time yesterday, so obviously loads of them had already left in a huff but the highlight was overhearing one bloke saying “I just can’t do it anymore, Dan. I’ve had enough” After a home loss to Burnley. If they think it’s bad now, wait until we start firing properly. Also, that place after a match, fucking hell my lass nearly knocked two little rats over because they just decided to walk out into traffic, you had cars driving down bus lanes, it was like a film where people are trying to flee a city that’s about to be flattened by a tsunami. Even their own fans want to get out as quickly as possible

Probably just playing a game of soggy biscuit, the dodgy cunts

Behind enemy lines for Book of Mormon today and fuck me, some of the clips heading to the Sunderland game Says something when you can make Burnley fans look good. Mind, went to that pub with Wild Fire Pizza in and that was sensational so not all bad

Matteo Guimarães is a fantastic name, no matter how you slice it. Is there anything this cunt isn’t class at?

Going to need constant updates of Ewerk’s weekend away with this lunatic. Sounds like Louis Theroux meets Q Anon

My prediction of us coming back with some Saudi hotshot kid is definitely going to happen this time. Especially since they’ll be out the World Cup by then

Pochettino has given them a polite, yet firm, no apparently. They’re definitely going to end up with Dyche considering they’ll be deep in the shit when we dismantle them

Genuinely feels like one of about 6 teams could do it this time, even with the outlier of Brazil looking excellent. Argentina are quietly something like 34 unbeaten, Spain and Germany seem to be getting underrated and England have tournament form. There’s even sides like Denmark and Croatia who are excellent sides and could throw a spanner in the works. And that’s before the likes of Japan, Uruguay and Senegal turn up to make awkward work of everyone. I’m starting to be won over to the idea that this might be a good tournament, despite everything

Aye. Where you can listen to Jenas talk shit instead

Few more home draws in the League Cup and who knows? Especially when January comes and some more coin has been splashed/Isak, ASM and Shelvey are back

Conference league would be class, man. A load of trips to dodgy ex-Soviet states with cheap lager and class women. Couple of 4-0 stat pads for Isak as well, it’ll be the quarters at a minimum

Gotham didn’t die for that shit

Can see why Longstaff is in because he presses really well and helps recover second balls tbf to him but when he’s a bit off the pace, it looks like he’s wearing concrete boots

Early days but Anderson could well be the real deal, like. Got the touch, the balance, strong, seems good with both feet

Can’t knock getting the result when you’re not at your best. Tbf, thought we made plenty of in-roads, just couldn’t get the second goal. Get a point on Sunday and it’ll have been an outstanding week