Ayatollah Hermione

We’re at a rate of a suicide pass every minute here.

How have we lost the toss again?!

If we lose to that centre half pairing and ESPECIALLY that central midfield pairing, I want everyone sacked

Glad my youth and hair has spared me from being tagged there

CT proving that you’ll never go broke playing to the cheap seats. My word

Looking like a pair of Soviet mechanics

Eh? Did the actual title of the song not give it away like?

My lass tried to get me to watch that last year That’s not getting a repeat. But she’ll not watch Die Hard, the silly bint. I’d even stretch to Die Hard 2 tbh

To bring two players as good as Tonali and Gordon on and make the team worse is genuinely worrying. New manager bounce Leicester next

That was as ramshackle a second half as you’ll ever see from a professional outfit. All went to shit when Joelinton went off

It’s alright, we’ll be 3-3 in about 2 minutes

Decent array of trim on that gin advert if anyone is on Supersports

If the plan is for Isak to drift wide as much as he had, I expect to see Wilson fairly sharpish

I’m on the same stream. Laughed at him saying Isak needed to be more involved when he’s scored and missed an absolute sitter

“We don’t want players to get the injuries we had last season but why isn’t Howe playing our favourite players when they have knocks?” is essentially what I’m reading a lot of. Howay, man. I’m slightly more concerned that Miley isn’t anywhere to be seen

Hardly any cunt there again today. Official attendance: 45,659

Lot of defending of our third best French winger tbh

I liked Gordon’s celebration on Wednesday where he pretended to be a crab

Did laugh at “Trent” coming on at right back, immediately get booked and spend the rest of his time in midfield. What a massively overrated prick he is

Next week, a wandering MLF sees a deckchair on Blackpool Beach. A 75 page thread ensues

Take a loss here but knock them out the cup? Think I would. Which is handy as I think it’ll happen. then again, these can’t be the best home side in Europe all season ffs

What was it we played to at Anfield the other year? 98 minutes?

Think what’s pissed me off the most is that we could have done those cunts 4-3 and talked about it for 30 year if not for the ref

Disgrace that he blew there. If that’s at Anfield, they get that attack

Three minutes, I roughly clocked it at