Ayatollah Hermione

I gave edging a go with a particularly filthy woman and I nearly went blind for about 30 seconds. Looking forward to when this thing is finally done, I’ll lose my sight permanently

Can tell things are desperate when CTs photo is getting thrown in here. Does this Mitchell know what chaos he’s causing?

More like No Gomez

He’ll have been very satisfied with that last paragraph and it’s nailed on that we’re Russia in this scenario

How could you decide that offside from that angle?

Like the look of Jimmy Greaves at the back for Ipswich in this first twenty minutes. When they go down, we can take him as Dan Burn’s replacement

US telly has Matt Holland and no real massive Liverpool bias from the commentator yet. In fact, I think he’s half hoping for an Ipswich upset

Started watching Sunny atm. Not It’s Always Sunny but the new Apple TV thing with Rashida Jones. So far, it’s a light sci-fi with a mystery attached and it’s not bad at all. Doesn’t get anywhere near the heights or style of Severance but if you like that sort of thing, it’s an easy binge

I wouldn’t be against Chalobah as a cheaper option for now and then source Schar’s long term replacement a bit further down the line tbh

TBF, I thought Man United probably edged it last night but they allowed plenty of chances again and if Fulham had any attacking player that could make the right decision, they’d have scored at least one. Was quite encouraging to see the ref have no time for their diving as well

They regularly roll over and go with whatever restrictions the red clubs want to put in place too. Proper lickspittles who see just being in the PL as the height of achievement

SSN with breaking news 4 hours after every cunt knows about it

Bring on the monkey pox lockdown. Will we all need to wear hazmat suits to leave the house?

SpreadEm Sports?!

Wait until you see who they send for the E-Sports

I’ve no doubt that journalists had Man Utd to finish in a similar spot last season and they finished 8th by the grace of VAR and conceded goals for fun. They had a fair few injuries as well but were far better equipped to deal with it and were a much worse side than us tbh. They have them in 5th because they want to see them in 5th

Amazingly, yes Never been asked to adopt a tiger for a good long while now

Also, someone has to foot the bill for this new stadium and not a chance they could afford to stump up anywhere near the portion they’d need to. All makes sense now. Also, Forest away is a shit draw but we’ll win that. Early enough in the season where we should be able to rotate and still put out a strong side. Not sure Forest can say that

100% My lass says I have the greatest resting pissed off face she’s ever seen and that’s through years and years of practice. I started looking permanently angry and in a hurry so people didn’t stop me and got out of my way about 12 years ago and now it’s just my natural face. Works a fucking treat on holiday. Sometimes the lads who try and get you in their pub don’t even try

I’ve been inside that stadium and can confirm the beer and hot dogs are top notch. I had about 4 of the former and 3 of the latter

Get Maxi to put a word in with Mourinho and get Miggy to Turkey

God bless you 🫡

Navigated it all smoothly with no raised voices. It was a pleasant experience for me and the slightly dim lass I was on the phone to. I should be handling negotiations for Guéhi tbh

Got the holiday sorted. Move to a different, better hotel that’s adults only and we’re due an 8 quid refund. Can’t ask for better than that

God, it would be an outrage if the name of that specific seller got posted here