Ayatollah Hermione

In what world does a player want to leave a club because he's not taking corners?

Arsenal, Spurs and Stoke ( ) in for him

tbh

fuck me

what?

Very succint. You should write the Toontastic press releases since you always sum things up nicely.

That, it transpired, didn't even exist

NUFC.co.uk They don't even want to flog him.

Honestly. If this transfer window doesn't make the penny drop with everyone, then I'm seriously concerned for their mental health. The scary thing is, the worst is still to come!

Same. Paying to watch an abject, depressed shower of shit wasn't fun in 2008/09, it's not going to be this year.

Disgrace. So, owt to be optimistic about?

Why wait a year for a big money move when you can go all native on twitter and bank the big bucks now. #Footballersarenearlyallselfinterestedgreedywankers My assumption is this will save Ashley the £2.5m salary and whatever loyalty bonus he's due....hardly a money hungry move from JB. Do you know, I honestly dont really care. Just feel sad by all this. Give it a couple of hours, you'll change your mind.

Fuck this football club. Championship side next season.

Lee Ryder reckons he's been released. Releasing him is as good as condemning us tbh.

will come with experience, hes still young for a 'keeper. I agree. A full season at No 1 will do him the world of good.

Away to London for a few days on the 11th then Prague for 5 days on the 22nd or so. Should be a canny little month.

Harper's diminished role suggests Krul's got it. Got to agree, sort his flapping out and he's a canny keeper.

Aren't we still losing money?

That home top better be cheap because if Barton fucks off and Ben Arfa is out, we're not beating the Mackems.

"Oh no not Kevin Phillips" - Me, when I see him on Sky.

Christ, what an annoying student.

How biased are they as well?

Canny happy since I played canny mint the neet.

the very image

I bet Monkey is a cuddler.