Ayatollah Hermione

Bendtner? Are you on glue?

Have I ffs pmsl not early signs mate, been doing it for years. Too many cowies as a kid I put it down to. Just think, Cantona retired at 30 so you're not alone among greats if you retire now.

I have a soft spot since he fucking hates mackems. Just keep him fit then roll him out against them twice a year.

I'm tellling you a brown fingers getting inserted man for def. I know a lass who that happened to when she was dancing in Blu Bambu, kid just went up and lifted her dress up and it went straight up no bother apparently, she must have been relaxed as fuck! I saw a lass get fingered on the seats in Bambu so I bet someone's getting smelly fingers.

Bet one of them ends up with their knickers doon outside City Vaults while the other one slings her garlic kebab at a copper

Is this a spellbinding work of fiction?

I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? a 9 stone stud with budgies

Glad you said coke there. Thought your daughter had hacked your account again for a second.

Aye there's claims about this, but then people keep saying fuck all's going on. I think it's just rumours tbh. Aye, Police saying its all calm. If its just a group of jumped up arseholes, they'll soon get brayed.

Hearing its started on Northumberland Street now.

Alan Johnson in the bottom right there.

Class. Would be mint if my avatar was a highly intricate joke.

That bloke won't be laughing when he realises he forgot to steal some curry sauce and chicken.

Can't say I rate him too highly like but Johnny made a good point about the side looking a pacier prospect with the like of him signing. No good getting on his back from the get-go, give him 6 month and then we'll do it

Dirty Dancing 2: Dance Dirtier.

Nee good just putting your hood up either. Looting effectively means dressing up like the Phonejacker or The Invisible Man.

I love the look on her face. I think she'll sound more like a 'big Mamma' type, "Outta my way, sister, Aint no Mo'fucka getting my Nik Naks, you bet your sweet ass they aint, mm hmmm!" Like to imagine her sounding like Snoop off The Wire meself.

Just a fuel stop halfway to KFC. Hitler been mentioned in this thread yet? If I were to loot, I'd loot in style.

What a waste of looting doing it in Poundland Must have had her eyes on those multi-bags of Nik Naks for a while now.

This kid has Pie in his name so there's little confusion as to why Ashley wants him brought in.

Why don't you write a team down (with subs) and then guess?

Supposed to be in Camden this weekend as well. Looks like it'll still be raging on. Some horrible scenes going on; my mate's got family down there and thankfully, they're alright.

but what does billy bragg have to say

"Inspired by Video Game" What a boatload of fucking shite.