Ayatollah Hermione

Can’t believe I missed this. Some people are born with decent crack and some people aren’t. Somehow, Fish is the latter and he’s survived. He could have been an inspiration to these lads.

Joelinton will be the biggest miss IMO. He can be an absolute animal in games like this

I sense a typical French surrender under the atmosphere and pressing at SJP #Racism

Just saw that Liverpool offside decision The reaction is hilarious because it’s the first time they’ve ever had the shit hit the fan with VAR after literal seasons of benefit. Fuck them. Diddums. They’ve even rode their luck massively this season and it’s only a month old ffs.

One of the most comfortable yet strangely frustrating games I’ve remembered us playing

Now can Lascelles score for £145 please

Job accomplished from myself

It’s a good thing Miggy scored a screamer because nothing else is falling for us today. Not sure who we’ve been attempting to pass to sometimes with some of these through balls. Nothings coming off for Isak either but Wilson isn’t here to kill them off

Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

If we don’t fucking pull our finger out in front of goal, this is ending 1-1

Maybe not Everton though

Living dangerously, these but we could do with a second before half time

Stopping the game for a man down off the pitch hey man, sub this ref at half time

Not sure this ref has got a 50/50 decision right yet. Impressive

Lascelles and Isak anytime is going on. Come join me in losing a fiver

Watkins is some striker on his day, like. Always manages to find the space to get the shot off

Schar and Lascelles is a proper mid-2000s partnership. You’ve got the no-nonsense defender and the lad who is good with his feet. Just need Joelinton in the Makelele role and it’s a nice bit of nostalgia for me

I haven’t got a fucking clue how this season is going to end up. Up and down for just about every fucker at the minute

They haven’t been concerned about human rights when they’ve been inflicting that fucking shit podcast on people for a decade

Eddie Howe barely says a word of truth to any of those journalists. Such is, I assume, his contempt for the lot of them.

What I thought was interesting about Lascelles and Dummett is that the ball didn’t look like a hot potato at their feet like it usually does. Not as comfortable as Schar or Botman but they were shaping to receive the ball in a better position and were moving it crisper than I’ve ever seen them do it.

I do wonder if Kompany will ever have a pragmatic thought and realise he can’t play the way they do all season but I doubt he’ll think that already. Let them come into our half, spring the press and send Gordon and Miggy away on the break

Of course it is. Mind, that’s the hardest cup draw Man United have had in about 15 year

Thought those first 10/15 minutes of the second half showed a sliver of what the Joelinton-Bruno-Tonali midfield three could be. They were just powerless to resist

When was the last time we had a second half turnaround like that? The 4-4? Eddie Howe is the fucking man