Ayatollah Hermione

Think it’s helped that he’s coming in along Schar since they’d already played together in the past. Might have been a bit different if he was alongside Botman in what would be a new partnership

The bookies do not fancy these to do anything at all which is, frankly, a fucking mental thing to think about

I was thinking that this morning. Everyone seemed to have this weird notion that these new refereeing “directives” would see us hamstrung but we’ve just reacted by fucking battering people instead. Hard lines, everyone

I’d love to know what Man United are supposed to be. Don’t sit deep enough or break with enough pace to be a counter attacking side, they have no patience or plan with the ball in the opponents half, the one great player they have in Fernandes has been shunted wide for the Morrocan Shelvey and every long ball is easily handled by the opposition defence. And they’ll somehow finish 5th

I hope this trend of managers wanting keepers who are “good with the ball” but can’t do things like save shots or claim crosses continues as it’ll see us go up another few places in the league every year

Not to mention that fucking mangy pigeon they fly around the place. Other than that, they’re alright

Sitting there with that goal difference after already playing Villa, Man City, Liverpool and Brighton? Now that’s the good stuff

Drink drivers?! A shocking admission from Gemmill here

Taking all of the STATS into account, they have to have us up there as one of the best teams in the league? Certainly looks it to my eyes and we still have Joe Willock to come back and Joelinton needs to get back to full fitness. Today was absolutely perfect ahead of Wednesday, like. The momentum is building massively

Almiron has had about 3 hours kip in 4 days

This one is correct

We made the correct decision to not sign Franca

do they want a prize for being the last ones to notice?

Having this lead means we can properly take the piss with subs ahead of Wednesday too. Livramento should probably get half an hour and you can throw Anderson and Sandro the Greek on to keep Bruno and Longstaff sharp

Proper big boy half that. Palace are completely outclassed

Perfect combo of these being fucking shite and us being fucking good

Very nice that Murphy’s one good game in 5 had come today

That Konate decision is a joke. Klopp has accomplished his mission after his outbursts as there’s the rub of the green sorted for the next few months.

Joelinton going at that Hughes will be like Chewbacca smashing through the Ewoks. Absolutely no mercy

Scintillating derby day atmosphere at Anfield. Maybe they can turn the karaoke back on

Saying Barnes has flattered to deceive when he’s broken his foot after good performances against Villa and Brentford and barely started seems a bit much

Milan knew apparently #ITK

With regards to the first XI being similar to last year, think it’s important to remember we have a fit Isak this time and Gordon is twice the player he was last season. Both of those make a massive difference IMO

Unravel 2 is an EA game so if you get Game Pass Ultimate, you’ll gain access to EA Play which is their subscription service. Unravel 2 is on there

Got three words into that title and my eyes turned jet black and I zoned out. 2-0 to us