Ayatollah Hermione

Get in and get out with a point, I say. Hopefully they’re fragile from Saturday

Jack Clarke can’t be far off keeping Rashford and Grealish out the England team so he’ll be better than Gordon

Hope Luton have plenty of time in the fixture calendar to replay this

Klopp flashing that stupid fucking grin he has when things are going tits up. The cunt

I like how we’re rigging every game but have still decided to lose a few of them

I hope a shiver has run down Klopp’s spine as he’s due an embarrassing outburst at the hands of us soon. We’re going to beat them so badly his teeth will finally burst forth from his gums and shoot off down the touchline in true Looney Tunes fashion

Fair to say that Arteta is feeling the pressure now that he’s not got a straight shot at second. He’s got Liverpool, Spurs, ourselves and Villa to deal with at the very least and he sounds like a man who doesn’t really want to face up to that. Compare it to Howe’s interviews when we’ve been on the wrong side of bad decisions that have cost us points. The man is of a weak constitution and he’s another one that Howe is going to fuck over in the end. Everyone that has crossed us has came out poorly. Let that be a lesson

Poor Mikel. He had his chance at a league title last year, fucked it up and now he’s got Liverpool, Spurs and us to deal with. Unlucky, Mr Minecraft

That Arteta interview If that was Keegan, he’d be laughed out the country. That’s a ridiculous response to losing a very tight game of football. Cunt needs to learn how to lose. Most teams come up here and get a fucking battering, he should be lucky that they only got 1-0. Did Pope make a difficult save? Was Lascelles challenged? Were they fuck!

I did think that Murphy was taking the piss with his shoulder for a good 30 seconds kind what a bit of shithousing that would have been

Did think that. Our changes clearly threw them off as the runs and positions were different. Fucking great

Of course this ref, of all of them, is the only one to blow for foul throws don’t bother getting the big things right though

What an absolute fuck on if it was anyone else, I’d say to just rule it out

That handball from Saka

“He wins a lot of fouls like that, Saka because defenders are so worried” a real sentence that Neville came out with just there

Surprised that Trippier has went to LB like. He’s such a massive part of our play down the right, I thought Tino would have to go over there

I halfway trust Howe to tone it down in the second half but Arteta will send this lot out to continue being cunts and then gaslight everyone at full time by blaming us for time wasting or some fanciful bollocks

Mind. Quite refreshing to see a game where two teams clearly fucking hate each other

Who had 37 minutes on the “incompetent ref loses control of ANOTHER big game” sweepstake?

Imagine if you’d told someone 3 years ago that we’d be over the moon that Jacob Murphy is back for our upcoming away CL tie to Dortmund Glad to see Miley has shaken glandular fever off, hopefully he can get some minutes in less daunting games

Could put that as MFs epitaph

Hope she was carrying carpets like the rest of them do

Needs to prove he’s a MLF by sending a carrier pigeon with his season ticket wrapped around its foot to RTG headquarters in the darkest depths of Pallion

The Pow Burn has rebranded. With the added bonus of all the previous barred lunatics being unbarred so that’ll be a laugh

Just walk to the Fish Quay instead