Kitman

Very true. You can't say "if only" about Pedro, he was a model professional in both looking after himself and working hard I understand. I get the impression Dyer and Woodgate are very thick which might have something to do with it. A lad i went to uni with, his dad taught Woodgate and said he was thick by footballer standards, which makes him borderline special! My missus went to school with a lad who'd take any dare for 10p. They used to think up daft stuff for him to do, like eating worms or sticking paper in his arse and setting light to it. It was the lunchtime entertainment. I bet Woodgate is like that - not mental but a bit daft, shit happening because he is usually in the wrong place at the wrong time, like the Leeds 'racist incident'.

Very true. You can't say "if only" about Pedro, he was a model professional in both looking after himself and working hard I understand. I get the impression Dyer and Woodgate are very thick which might have something to do with it.

17 my arse. Look at his face, he's at least 30.

That's taking the ghee

That family home looks like it's been designed with stickle bricks by a 5 year old. I'd be livid.

Especially round where my new company is, the city, Moorgate area, fuck me, you don't see any fat people at all. The women are like model types round there, love walking round Finsbury Square and down to Bishopsgate. People are so good looking round there it's almost intimidating. You don't see any fat people in the City probably because they've all got drug habits. Get into charlie and watch the weight drop off !

Never fulfilled his talent. I wonder if he will regret how his career panned out or just count the money and sunday roasts.

You poor bastards have already had you fair share of God's shitty hands once already this year. Surely you're not going to have to go through it again? Woke up this morning and it looks like we'll be spared thankfully. We're being told to stay away from the beach and out of the water, which means your average Kiwi will be running towards the beach with his surf board under his arm

Watching it on the news now here in NZ - pretty scary. We're on Tsunami alert too.

Paul Kitson. Za za. That's the bastard! Cheers Kitman No worries. I'm fighting the urge to put za za at the end of every post now

Paul Kitson. Za za.

By the look of him he sleeps rough in the stadium. No wonder he never misses a minute.....Cringeworthy ad, all told.

reminds of George Best, that

Probably because it kills you in the end, or you end up broke and alone. Or both.

Losing my wife, my kids, my job and ending up a mentally ill drug addicted laughing stock. That's how I roll.....

But would it be fun if you did it all the time? On second thoughts, probably

But which Stranglers because it's not as if Hugh Cornwell will be there. A quick google shows Cornwell will be at the Gateshead Sage on 7 April if anyone's interested

Don't worry, it's going really well for you

Urghh, sounds groom-tastic. "And imagine my horror, officer, when I discovered the friend my daughter was supposed to meet wasn't a teenage girl from Heaton but a fat middle aged man called Paul."

A day without wine is like a day without sunshine

Liar! Bet ya cant last 40 days (and loooooooooooooong nights!) Aye, doubt I can last that long without Kraken one out "RELEASE THE KRAAKEN!" I'm a sucker for a good octopus joke....

Calamari anyone?

Toughguymick is a good enough reason if he's representative