Kitman

No. this thread has turned into something helpful Sounds like something a dirty great cockknocker would say

Joe Lewis wasn't it? A better boxer than a keeper..... That Joe Louis signed for Liverpool during WWII. It's a crying shame that the country that produced Banks, Shilton, Clemence and Seaman has to make do with an ageing James in the World Cup. begs the question why there's no-one good enough playing in the Prem to step up (ability to hold onto a ball hit straight at you being a core requirement).

Fuck me, this thread has been derailed all right - into a geeky IT job forum. Can't we get back to calling Kevin a dirty great cockknocker?

The longer this drags on, the more it seems likely to fall through. It would be just like us to miss out on a quality player for the sake of a few grand.

French reports are saying a 1.2m Euro loan fee has been agreed and Ben Arfa is now free to agree personal terms. No idea how solid these sources are. The Daily Star is claiming he's already signed but we can safely ignore that one.

I've never played FM at all. I feel such a fool

Defensive 4-5-1: Harper Raylor Campbell Williamson Enrique Barton Smith Guthrie Guti Nolan Carroll Attacking 4-4-2: Harper Guti Campbell Williamson Enrique Routledge Barton Guthrie Ben Arfa Lovenkrands Carroll Doesn't matter which team we put out tbh, I still think we'll lose.

Plus in Guti, Routledge and Arfa we'll have a bit of pace at least, as opposed to old carthorses like Nolan, Smith and Campbell.

What they deserve is Sam Allardyce

because FM is always spot on and real managers use it to pick their teams too

I see MUFC put three past Chelsea at the Charity Shield. Anything other than a drubbing at Old Trafford and I'll be pleasantly surprised.

I couldn't care less about Aston Villa really. We can't even look on them as rivals at the minute imo.

Yes and I hope he gets it. Maybe the plan was to play Taylor ahead of him anyways.

That made me L-Arf

I totally agree but it's early days. Let's hope he turns out to be good.

Give us Arfa chance

I hope Pompey aren't pinning their hopes on us at that price. If it was $500-600k there might be a chance of it happening......

what, a count down until he's Arf? - a He won't be Arfa player though

Agreed

....after he bashes the bishop....

Yes. Fuck sake he said you wouldn't like it..... Fuckin' queen sitting high and mighty up there collecting us hard working folks taxes. All she is, is a face. Nothing more. Sure she has to sign a few things because she's "royal". Some day she'll be scrubbing my toilets You must be planning on having a lot of toilets, what with all the staff you have lined up already Don't sweat it Kevin, fill in the form, hand it to your employer and you'll get your "hard earned" taxes back.* *Probably. At some point.

Yes. Fuck sake he said you wouldn't like it.....

For when he's outa in there....

I get this off my employer.. right? http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/forms/p46.pdf

Just a wild, crazy hunch but I'm guessing the answer might be hole related. Anyway, just got a message from Dave Watson. He's livid, he says you should have turned in hours ago, he doesn't pay you the big bucks to turn up tired for work.