Kitman

You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? The answer's not related to french fries by any chance?

You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? Dave Watsons bank balance.

You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem?

If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. Yes, as attractive as your offer is MF, Kevin's a man of his word

It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though This is annoying. He's called Dave Watson aswell Aha. You don't think.....nah, it'd be too much of a coincidence.....that perhaps The Fish owns a McD's franchise in Derry....? How on earth do you know his name by the way? I didn't think you were best buds.....

It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though This is annoying.

It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though

*sigh*. If the store is a franchisee it is up to the owner of the franchisee to decide the wages. If a store isn't a franchise the wage is £4.55 for my age I would have thought the decision would be easy. What's the minimum wage these days? £3.57 for my age. So Dave's paying 18p an hour more than the minimum wage? Lucky lucky bastard!!!!

*sigh*. If the store is a franchisee it is up to the owner of the franchisee to decide the wages. If a store isn't a franchise the wage is £4.55 for my age I would have thought the decision would be easy. What's the minimum wage these days?

Naii bad for my first job tbh. It's shite. Not even nearly worth your while. Oh right because I'm earning the same doing nothing? Exactly. Its better than nothing. Jobs are hard to get these days. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. and who's this Dave Watson you're railing against? You have no idea how hard it is to get a job when you have zero experience and there is hundreds applying with better qualifications/experience. Calm down chico, it's not you. Dave Watson is the person who owns the Franchise, fucker decides our wages, fucker doesn't realise i'm going to have him scrubbing my toilets one day I'm sure Dave Watson is shitting his pants, Kevin I wonder if it's the ex Everton defender?

nufcblog seems to be a bloke who takes press snippets off the internet and then reports them as "scoops" on his website. He's probably sitting in his underpants and string vest working on another "exclusive" at this very minute.

Where's the capital letters Kevin? I suggest: JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST, PEOPLE!!!!!! HE. WILL. NOT. BE. SIGNING. FOR. US!!!!!!!!! That'd do it.

You mean they've told him to get the hell outa in there? That wasn't funny. In the slightest. * snigger *

So how did it go? Were the natives friendly?

You mean they've told him to get the hell outa in there?

Just googled Hoffenheim. Owned by one of the owners of SAP. Population of Hoffenheim is 3,300. It's like Bill Gates owning your village team!

Old horror film then? I'm struggling here....

The poll was probably of a hundred scousers

So a German club nobody's ever heard of manages to scrape together 8m Euros. Meanwhile one of the (allegedly) richest clubs in the world offers fuck all yet wants the player and his club to take them seriously. Fuck me, send in the clowns. Scrape together 8m? In spite of Hoffenheim being one of the richest clubs in Germany... Whatever. Still never heard of 'em.

I was busy thinking of a quote which is a far sight frigging more than you did! I already had one. I was just being polite and waiting for Kitman to confirm my answer was correct Which it is, of course Letsby Avenue then

Jerry Maguire. Next: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

So a German club nobody's ever heard of manages to scrape together 8m Euros. Meanwhile one of the (allegedly) richest clubs in the world offers fuck all yet wants the player and his club to take them seriously. Fuck me, send in the clowns.

Yep, gotcha.. I have the same sort of pessimistic hunches. The kind that sees Smith replace Guthrie, and Barton on the right. <shudder> Yep, though wouldn't have backed us in 2008 either! Interestingly this was our side for the 2008 match... Newcastle: Given, Beye, Taylor, Coloccini, N'Zogbia, Milner, Butt, Guthrie, Gutierrez, Duff, Martins Subs: Harper, Jose Enrique, Bassong, Smith, Geremi, Edgar, Donaldson. N'Zogbia was played at left back with Enrique on the bench. Milner on the right, Guthrie and Butt in the middle with Jonas on the left and Duff in behind Martins up front. Not exactly what I'd call a strong side... though Beye is a lot better than Perch and Milner is a much more complete player than Routledge. It was a relatively weak Manchester United side with no Ronaldo or Tevez. Man Utd: Van der Sar, Brown, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, Fletcher, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs, Campbell, Rooney Subs: Kuszczak, Neville, Rafael Da Silva, O'Shea, Evans, Gibson, Possebon. I think I'd prefer our chances with the 2008 side frankly

Presumably it was the alcohol that got you into this mess in the first place?

I actually seen it a few times. Studied it in school so i've seen it a fair few times. Casablanca? Shouldn't you have gone to bed by now Kevin, I thought you were starting the new job today? I'm not angry so much as disappointed by the way......