Kitman

Nice to see care in the community is still working

That could work for Owen too, 10p for every time he doesn't mention England. We'd save a fortune!

Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to? I've taken Kitty under my wing. * Screams and runs to hide in attic * I though you were more cellar. We all live in shacks in New Zealand

Maybe we could have offered him performance based pay? 30k basic 10k for playing more than Viduka 10k for scoring more than Smith 10k for beating more players than Duff 10k for giving less tedious interviews than Taylor 70k pw easy, innit?

Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to? I've taken Kitty under my wing. * Screams and runs to hide in attic *

Hilarious. Kevolution is a special individual

Frank Lampard + fresh pasta + cold Peroni = Tomas Brolin

When you read the bit about cash bribes in cake boxes, you can see why he was attracted to English football. Everyone likes a bit of cake, don't they?

I thought Wise was a surprising choice for the appointment. I thought it would be an older man, maybe even a Bobby Robson sort of figure, because they would have a wider network/contact book. I don't have a problem with it personally if it doesn't step all over the manager's toes.....it seems to work elsewhere

I'd settle for steady improvement....but then I'm an armchair fan

I wouldn't wipe my arse on The Sun. It's not very absorbent, as I recall.

He's already running one business, he may not fancy running another for long. If he's offered the chance of a massive profit, he'll take it imo - he seems an opportunist kind of bloke. That said, who knows whether any of these stories have any substance.....

he got reported by the Messiah he's a very naughty boy Artificial intelligence. How very appropriate in your case