Kitman

Interesting comments since he signed Cordone, Bassedas, Gavilan and Acuna on the word of Mick Wadsworth, all four of them were fucking rubbish. Except when he sold Gary Speed without telling you, tried to sell Bowyer to Spurs without your knowledge and refused to sign Carrick, insisting he moved for Butt instead even though they cost roughly the same amount. Because nobody ever gets signings wrong. And I'm sure none of our current signings will turn out to be crap. Good job you remember Bobby's reign better than he does, even though he was there. Maybe he's going senile or the chemo's affected his memory

might aswel get the thread livened up a bit since theres not much to talk about. i'm sure most of you will disagree with me but as i've said before cisse is a much better player than martins and i wish we were in for him in the summer. Focus on the important stuff ffs - what about the somersaults? I expect Cisse's legs would snap in two if he jumped off a chair

He's an old fashioned manager and doesn't understand how the system works yet. He'll be asked to put his transfer requests on a piece of paper and push them under Wisey's door a la Dave Bassett. Wisey will then eventually read them on the toilet, laugh and wipe his backside on them.

He doesn't think much of Ashley's precious DoF system does he Surely it can't be as easy as picking a decent manager and backing them with time and money?

I think he's mostly in Luigi's pizza emporium, Melbourne at the moment

"You like we score many goals for shure, yesh?"

Will no-one think of the structure?

Is that actually her?? That's her

She's no looker

It's not worth it, she says next to nothing in all those word, barring a quick of Keane. That smiley

Graeme Souness was a terrible manager for us. About as much use as a cock flavoured lolly.

Really quite a dull article from the mackem scribbler. These tuppenny hacks are so ridiculously self important, I hope JFK calls her and her ilk cunts all over again, they deserve it.

We seem to be turning into an episode of Minder. They should call it The Winchester not Shearers Bar

No offence but the best you lot have churned out is Ant and Dec and aufedersein pet. Hull has better "craic" than the toon. I see your Auf Wiedersehen and raise you an "Up the Elephant and round the Castle" We are win. Only fools.....the trump card I see your Only Fools and its an impressive hand I give you that but its undone by Brush Strokes. Add in 'Birds of a Feather' and he's well and truly bust

I feel sick. Please God, no. I predict he'll just pass the medical before his hamstrings will give out under the strain of supporting his enormous head and arse. He will then transfer his bulky frame onto the treatment table which no doubt still bears his imprint from all the years previously spent there. And there he'll stay when he's not stuffing his face with calories or counting his ill deserved cash till his contract runs out again. I'd say we may be desperate but we're not daft, but judging by the calibre of decision making at SJP these days, maybe it's about right. Since Ashley and his assorted mob of cronies ran for the Fuhrer bunker and slammed the door, I reckon it's the caretaker and not the caretaker manager who's been making the footballing decisions. Stephen Carr? God help us

I like the way Poyet is meant to have turned us down so we're supposedly going for Hiddink now. Because it would make sense to fo things in that order. It's probably fucking true though, not that I can see 'Hoose' coming here in a million years. Exactly. What are Poyet's credentials anyway? He's mates with Jimmy Crankie and they made a great team at Leeds, for what that's worth. Ince's credentials? Mate of Jimmy Crankie presumably. David O'Leary? Mate of Arfur Daley LLambias. If you believe the press, our manager, sorry coach will apparently be selected on the basis of whether their mate gets Ashley's ear. Never mind what they've achieved in the game. It wouldn't suprise me either. I don't know if it was you that thought that up but it's fuckin' good. A flash of inspiration

Terry Venables? Dave Bassett? Harry Redknapp? Roll out the barrel, we'll ave a barrel of fan......altogever naah

Jonas and the wail ? I'll get me coat.....

I like the way Poyet is meant to have turned us down so we're supposedly going for Hiddink now. Because it would make sense to fo things in that order. It's probably fucking true though, not that I can see 'Hoose' coming here in a million years. Exactly. What are Poyet's credentials anyway? He's mates with Jimmy Crankie and they made a great team at Leeds, for what that's worth. Ince's credentials? Mate of Jimmy Crankie presumably. David O'Leary? Mate of Arfur Daley LLambias. If you believe the press, our manager, sorry coach will apparently be selected on the basis of whether their mate gets Ashley's ear. Never mind what they've achieved in the game. It wouldn't suprise me either.

I can't believe anyone would be impressed with Poyet or Ince. Unless they didn't know much about football. Oh, hang on a minute

And playing people out of position

Happy birthday, mate. Still a spring chicken

This sort of thing just shows how thin the squad is. If past history is anything to go by, our first team players will drop like flies over the next few weeks and we'll be in the clarts with players like Ameobi filling in on the wing again

Poorly written, no humour, must try harder

Deary me, the backy slaps are out today