Dazzler

I like that you conveniently ignored the pinpoint cross he put in for Osula to fluff the header. You daft cunt.

People need to qualify it. We could play all night and not score AGAIN.

Emulating their idol.

You excited for Moyesey coming home, marra?

Paqueta crying about that non-foul minutes after it happened man the fucking diving Jessie.

Aye it feels like 3-1 is written in the stars.

The day you finally touch a minge is going to be insane. Just kidding. You’ll never touch a minge.

Nuno once again having Howe’s number, it seems. We almost always play shit against his teams

Aye, I can’t believe we have a 0% pass completion. It’s unheard of. Another shit record broken. HOWE OUT.

I hope not. RTG have been sending their analysts videos of how we’re proper shit, marra.

I didn’t think he was like.

I didn’t have Joelinton getting the Sean Longstaff treatment on my bingo card. Fair play to you all.

He likes coming on and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Especially against West Ham.

8 yards? I bet you think your dick is massive, eh?

If you’re on a delayed stream you’re in for a real treat. Oh sorry, I meant trick.

FYP

“Our”

Is Ramsey made of glass or time wasting?

Someone’s granda is about to come on for Wyki’s cuckold.

My dad looks forward to it.

The first point would make sense if we hadn’t scored. I agree with the second point.

He’s just making sure his groin is sufficiently stretched for when he rifles your missus later.

Thiaw I’d guess. He’s covered there before.

Half of the players that were shit in the first half didn’t play that much football mid-week. Not sure the busy schedule applies when they’ve been largely rested.

Or ease off the gummies. Psychosis from too much THC.