Dazzler

Wyki stream?

No he was thumbing it in and was running out of patience.

Osula with a moment of mad bastardery that we needed to pull their defence apart

Best cross Elanga has put in since signing and no cunt is challenging for it.

Has been for weeks. He’s been fucked by the two main full backs getting crocked.

What a save that was tbf

If Joe got that Bruno chance earlier we win this. Curse Bruno and his pointy head.

I take it back

Elanga picking up were Murphy left off.

Your team is literally playing at the same time

Nice to not have trippier over a terribly taken free kick.

Thanks for your input. Now boil your head.

Banks would give them the free kick for headbutting someone’s fist.

Banks fucking loves the glass centre pass it on.

That was a fucking sitter man. Fucking hell.

Feel a bit sorry for Miley coming off. Big Joe has been anonymous.

Ramsey, Tonali and Barnes on please.

“Okay mate you’re a footballer from Brazil. You have fifty names and for branding you need to be known by a single name. What’s your preference?” Kevin.

Neither does the ref.

We really did sign the Paul Mitchell of set piece coaches didn’t we

Fucking Bruno violently attacking that poor defenders shin with his Achilles.

My stream showing a highlight reel of Peter Schmeichel instead of our highlights. I forgot how many games he won those cunts by being incredible.

That’ll be the synchronised periods of the eleven fannies playing in the green.

When that Spanish FA bloke molested that poor lasses mouth he got dragged through the press, an inquest and a court appearance. The Fulham CB has spent the whole first half reaching around and fondling Woltemade’s jugs and nobody bats an eye. Double standards or what?