Dazzler

I thought Adolescence was shite tbh. I thought the way it was filmed was impressive but that was about it.

Aye, for once it felt like the commentators were actually rooting for us. Carragher I can get to an extent - a boyhood Liverpool fan, who only ever played for Liverpool mightn't be the best person to have as a pundit on a cup final that Liverpool lost. Especially, if you're planning on having that pundit conduct the interviews with the opposing team after the match . He gave us our flowers directly after full time by saying we didn't just beat them, we battered them. They should have turned the mic off after that though.

Man Utd sponsored directly by Saudi Arabia. Miguel: Qatar host the world cup, and Miguel Delaney: (He went by the way, on Qatari coin. Not a peep). NUFC do anything: "Bad craic lads, what about Khashoggi?"

No one that doesn’t get deported, that is.

You probably got a fax instead you posh cunt.

Delaney didn’t give a fuck when the Saudi royal family were sponsoring his beloved ‘United’. He wasn’t above taking the free press tickets dished out by the Qataris either. Bloke is a prick.

Schar was just thrilled he didn’t have to be sexually assaulted by Staveley in the stands this year.

"I told them dat dey wa a disgustin' fatberg and dey just laughed at me Reebok classics, la."

Imagine going for a pint on a Monday morning and thinking you have any right to judge anybody for any reason

My boss is a mackem. He’s 100% working from home tomorrow.

I’d shag him if he’d let me tbh.

Fireworks getting set off over my way. Fuck knows what the plan was for them if we lost

Fuck that. Life isn’t getting better than this flatline on coke and thumb it into an expensive escort.

I can’t get passed the fact he looks like Denzel Washington in the equaliser with the contrast turned right up.

Lascelles pulled a Terry and stuck a top on and lifted it with them tbf. Even got a winners medal despite not kicking a ball in over a year

Im hard. Won’t be once the vodka hits, but I’m hard as of now.

Liverpools banner is out, he’s newcastles ban…..advert for sweaty fat cunts…..

Try using a toilet you tramp.

I've been in the family enclosure for the majority (2) of all of the matches (3) I've been to this season and it's been loud as fuck in there all (both) the times I've been in. The kids with their parents properly get into it. It's pretty much adjacent to the "singing" section and I can't say it's jumped out at me at how loud it is.

tbf to Gary Neville - there are few more critical of a shoddy Man Utd performance than he is - Him and Keane co-commentating on us humping them at SJP in a few weeks would be stuff of legend

Aye but you always lost.

Our gracious and humble LGBTQ+ activists down the road have now added environmental concerns to their woke agenda. So now they care about: 1) "The gays" getting thrown from roofs 2) Lasses that get stoned for flashing ankle 3) Journalists - so long as they aren't Keith Downie or anyone from Look North (who they pray get beheaded in an embassy) 4) Leazes park - a park in Newcastle, a city they hate. I wish our fan base could be so socially aware tbh.

They have posted a thread on our new stadium thread. Started at 6pm last night and at 14 pages and counting