Dazzler

That one pepper at the front has been done over by Pazuzu. It needs an exorcism. Stat.

"Welcome to Jizz Hornkamp, we're singing kumbaya by the camp fire at seven, we've got a panty raid at eight and we're all jacking it in our sleeping bags by nine. You'll really enjoy it here."

Yesterday was at a level of Brighton or Bournemouth away, where it makes little to no sense just how shit it was. The difference between them and yesterday was the quality of the opposition. Not that I think we should automatically beat West Ham like, but a team in a doom spiral should not be dog walking us like they did.

All I know for certain is that it wasn't playing football.

2-0, us

Front runner to replace him: Gary O’Neill the man this cunt replaced

Burn I understand. He’s played a lot of football in the last few weeks and been expected to bomb up the wing. Especially on Wednesday.

He’s not bang average like. He’s a world class shot stopper but paraplegics are better with their feet. He's inconsistent definitely, and even more so since he popped his shoulder but even based on the point I made about his performances it does him a massive disservice to call him average IMO.

It’s games like today where I question giving Bruno the armband. Burn had it the other night and we were much calmer with a heavily changed side. I love Bruno, and he’s had loads of captain performances for us, but most have been without the armband. Trips or Burn in charge and I think we don’t seem as panicky.

You say all that like he’s never won an away game before. He’s simply gotten us away results. Shit loads of them.

Pope catches the cross for the first (which is fucking absolutely should have easily done) and doesn’t get megged by the worst Meg to ever Meg, then it’s 1-1. It’s absolutely mental how he manages to go from saving our arses to costing us dearly on a coin flip.

We won that trophy away from home, as well. Makes you think.

Which one you betting on?

Ah fucking hell is this where we’re at? Should I brace myself for the second coming of Souness?

At least we’re one bad result away from the Howe out crowd piping up and then being monumentally embarrassed when we go on a massive run, as is the way.

This. We made eight changes for Spurs, most of those players dropped came back in today. Tiredness doesn’t answer it. Congested fixtures mean nowt when you rotate like that. We were just shit today. Players like Gordon half arsing about the place because it’s just West Ham and we should just be winning on auto pilot.

He also plays like he’s wearing boxing gloves on his hands and his feet.

The one that landed perfectly on Osula’s head, who got fuck all behind it and it ended up straight at the goalie. Aye, that one. Is it Elanga’s fault if his teammate does nothing with it? No need to find another insult, the first one works fine enough. You daft cunt.

I like that you conveniently ignored the pinpoint cross he put in for Osula to fluff the header. You daft cunt.

People need to qualify it. We could play all night and not score AGAIN.

Emulating their idol.

You excited for Moyesey coming home, marra?

Paqueta crying about that non-foul minutes after it happened man the fucking diving Jessie.

Aye it feels like 3-1 is written in the stars.