Dazzler

They haven't stopped since I got here, and I've somehow learned how to play one myself.

They are all over on discord for the most part. None of them are likely to come over here no matter how much I promise you'll all be respectful and decent Ed's son took over the blog after he passed away and some of them stayed there, but I've barely been on it.

Rayvin "I must apologise for what I am about to say good sir. I regret to inform you that I am sorry." Dr Gloom: "I say, the parking outside was truly impeccable. I found a space for my electric scooter instantaneously and this Cuban is much better than my blue razz elf bar. MF: "I say gents, please excuse me. I need to go and spray an air glade in the boot of my rolls as the high value escort is beginning to generate a tremendous whiff." I had more but I've lost interest in writing them all out

I think the whole thing has been made more of an issue than it probably should have been based on lies peddled by utter cunts to stoke fear. The narrative seems to be pushed that trans women in particular are universally dangerous to biological women which is obviously not the case. Abusers are abusers - they are (somewhat ironically) gender-neutral crimes. This whole issue is the new Muslim grooming gang for me - like aye, there are trans people who are absolute monsters, but it's irrefutable fact that there are more monsters who are not trans. You can replace "trans" with just about anything else and it's the same - same as changing Muslim for anything else. It's just depends on which imaginary monster in the sky the idiots in government and the media want to point to this week. I wouldn't be surprised if the statistics show that more trans people are victims of violent crime from biological women than the opposite, despite what we're being told.

This fucking thread man, I thought we were discussing Tonali now

False. Stick him on the edge of the box and he'll start a race immediately trying to find the grass before the opposition player's foot makes contact. He wins. Every time.

The two in the league cup vs Brentford were at the leazes end.

Bosh: Took me longer to post than intended as I ended up re-reading it

The hilarious part about this (as much as it's true) is that Mother Theresa's human rights abuses make the Saudis look like a lefty regime of gay loving, women empowerers.

tbf there are a few of the old Ed's blog crowd that can take a joke, but I don't think many of them attempted to join here on that day - and then the decision was made by majority vote to pick the discord server . I'm still waiting for the thread to be moved to the gold section btw - there was a poll and it was unanimous - just saying.

FYP

That’s mackem talk, marra.

I've found footage of the recruitment process. Here is a still from the video.:

Lewcid, shirley?

Instead of watching the mags on sky they can watch Sun’lin til I die on (Saudi invested) Netflix on repeat. Or take a (Saudi invested) Uber to the Stadium of Light while enjoying a (Saudi invested) Starbucks. Alternatively, they can log onto (Saudi invested) Facebook on their laptops with a (Saudi invested) Microsoft OS to complain about the Saudi investment in Newcastle United.

All the “ya das” in the tory party like that she has a massive turd cutter.

2-0 us. Harvey Barnes with one, and whichever one of Howe's lungs is fucked to pop up with a late settler.

Slow down wor kid, let me catch my breath before launching into another bout of comedic genius.

The marra had to get it into the van somehow and it was too old to fall for puppies or sweets.

Has he deleted his last post or is this another conspiracy I should be worried about hearing from someone with the brass neck to call my patter lifting after posting that absolute load of fucking putrid, drizzling shite?

This one seemingly went unnoticed, so I have brought it to the forefront for a suitable meltdown.

What a fucking rollercoaster that was. He's a Muslim satanist who married a Jewish woman. He's an absolute bastard in the eyes of the Christians.

I've watched the first two episodes (mainly because I'll watch anything with Tom Hardy in it with higher than average expectations) and aye it's fucking awful. Helen Mirren's is somehow worse. I can't tell if they are meant to be doing a traveller accent like Brad Pitt in Snatch, but it's fucking terrible either way. I can't wait for him to play Ron in the Thursday Murder Club film - a man who is a former union boss from London in the books. I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong.

Correct. Canny player, who got a lot of unwarranted shit from the fans at times IMO. It could have also been Merino (who I think was a teenager when we signed him) but he was only here for 6 months and our fans wanked themselves daft over him so don't think it would have worked as a vague example