Dazzler

He did get them promoted to the premier league which they had absolutely no business doing tbf.

Woltemade is averaging 1 in 2 and is doing so dropping deep to support the play (something Isak never did). I don't think Isak does anything other than score the one pen Woltemade blasted in over those same games. The problem isn't him - it's the wingers being ineffectual. Isak would have been even worse if Elanga, Gordon, Barnes, and Murphy weren't on it IMO. The only argument I could make is that we may have started better in the games before he signed with Isak up front. But then again, he'd probably have gotten injured.

2-0, us.

He just gets a spike mid-afternoon when his fasting ends and he can stuff a four pack of jammy donuts in his face hole.

Aye I still laugh when I look back on the years Arsenal spent struggling in the championship after he signed for them. The halcyon days.

I’m calling it now. This is the exact kind of game Liverpool win. It’s also our luck that Isak gets the winner and we have to listen to endless debates on whether we should have sold him.

They’d want to make a statement and Klopp would say no. They won’t care that Jose was last decent over a decade ago. It’s pure conjecture on my part

If Howe left tonight I’d throw whatever money Bournemouth wanted for Iraola. Not convinced he’d come because I reckon if Slot keeps losing the plot then Liverpool might start sniffing. Saudis will throw money at Benfica for Jose and completely fuck us.

I don’t think he’s ever done that tbf. It’s always a fail as a team type narrative.

Even the last CL season we fucked with injuries and he turned it around as they came back and the gaps between games got bigger. He doesn’t have as much of an injury issue this time or his cheerleaders in the board room. I love Howe and I don’t want him out, but I can see cutthroat execs getting itchy trigger fingers soon.

Botman This is fucking going to fuel the lost the dressing room mongs over the international break. Can’t wait.

Who’s going to take our terrible long throws now burn is off?

Phenomenal work by Hall and a nailed on goal of the defender doesn’t pull that block out of his arse.

Hang on now. He swapped a lower half prem right back out for an over the hill one. Be fair.

Go and fuck your sister you mackem fuckwit.

Aye. We’re losing.

Zero

Barnes off? what the fuck is happening here?

So it turns out it wasn’t the chook’s fault after all.

Pope coming off.

He doesn’t even make contact there

He’s getting bulleted here.

Wheez kneys are theyse kneys?