Dazzler

That’ll be the synchronised periods of the eleven fannies playing in the green.

When that Spanish FA bloke molested that poor lasses mouth he got dragged through the press, an inquest and a court appearance. The Fulham CB has spent the whole first half reaching around and fondling Woltemade’s jugs and nobody bats an eye. Double standards or what?

“How old’s your daughter?” ”Erm 21…why?” ”Ask her what flavour blobs she likes.”

I hope tindall pays the ref a visit and threatens to buck every legally aged female in his family unless he puts his bin lids on for the second half.

consider it done amigo

Fulham are going to have to get creative in the second half I’m running out of wrestling moves. Someone needs to pull an RKO out of nowhere or a swanton bomb or something.

play on

Woltemade needs to get with the shithousing program mind. Cunt takes elbows and keeps going.

We fall to bits when they get near our box. The ref is shit but we aren’t helping ourselves at times.

play on

This ref is unwilling to give us anything.. botman launched in the back, nothing.

Traore sitting on burn’s shoulders. Play on.

I forgot the “wah dinnit like blacks and forrins” derby was today.

FYP

Elanga needs to take notes. Great pressing, great finish.

play on.

How is that not a foul?

Have we decided it’s Tete being targeted for a red?

Was that a boo for taking the knee? Canny volume of racist cunts there this afternoon

The wiadd ame shionours. Ath Four theat" really has me worried tbh.

I don't think that Joel Bland thing is even real tbh. I just went on to have a look and his account doesn't exist

Is that the shadow of his cock on his foot, or a cock shaped bruise?