Dazzler

Neither does the ref.

We really did sign the Paul Mitchell of set piece coaches didn’t we

Fucking Bruno violently attacking that poor defenders shin with his Achilles.

My stream showing a highlight reel of Peter Schmeichel instead of our highlights. I forgot how many games he won those cunts by being incredible.

That’ll be the synchronised periods of the eleven fannies playing in the green.

When that Spanish FA bloke molested that poor lasses mouth he got dragged through the press, an inquest and a court appearance. The Fulham CB has spent the whole first half reaching around and fondling Woltemade’s jugs and nobody bats an eye. Double standards or what?

“How old’s your daughter?” ”Erm 21…why?” ”Ask her what flavour blobs she likes.”

I hope tindall pays the ref a visit and threatens to buck every legally aged female in his family unless he puts his bin lids on for the second half.

consider it done amigo

Fulham are going to have to get creative in the second half I’m running out of wrestling moves. Someone needs to pull an RKO out of nowhere or a swanton bomb or something.

play on

Woltemade needs to get with the shithousing program mind. Cunt takes elbows and keeps going.

We fall to bits when they get near our box. The ref is shit but we aren’t helping ourselves at times.

play on

This ref is unwilling to give us anything.. botman launched in the back, nothing.

Traore sitting on burn’s shoulders. Play on.

I forgot the “wah dinnit like blacks and forrins” derby was today.

FYP

Elanga needs to take notes. Great pressing, great finish.

play on.

How is that not a foul?

Have we decided it’s Tete being targeted for a red?

Was that a boo for taking the knee? Canny volume of racist cunts there this afternoon