Dazzler

At least Barnes is up for it.

“We”

I’d be fucking fuming if that was at the other end like.

Definite contact in the box

Pen that.

His mouth is full of bird shit tbf

Just in time to hear what Newcastle and Brentford legends Ashley Young and Jamie Carragher have to say about the first half

He’s from Blyth. He said “have you got any drergs?”

I always thought he sounded like a loser

His funeral tbh.

Makes a change from “alright for a mag” Michael Bridges who seems to fucking hate us.

Damsgard needs to book a trip to Turkey sharpish. That hairline on an infant is unsightly.

I hope you catch your dad’s herpes off your sister.

You know it isn’t normal to talk to oneself.

Nailed on he has a glass coffee table with a polystyrene elephant holding it up.

Aye, how much damage the St John's Ambulance will do to the pitch when it carries him back off at 72 minutes.

FYP

I won in the spurs ballot btw. That makes five wins. Worst part is, I can't even go

They were going off all night round my way. One of the dealer types had clearly accepted a transaction that involved professional display fireworks because they were setting them off on the field outside and our entire street was rattling. Surprised we have windows left tbh.

Half a ciggy:

2-0, us

Come on now that’s unfair on spackas.