Dazzler

"Which one of you is Simon Bird?" "Ah bucked ya ma, yi daft cunt" "Nah, seriously though. Eddie's canny ill at the minute like." "Got the clap from rifling Birdy's ma."

Cole Palmer can't spell disagree.

It's going to be interesting to see the fallout even if we do get stung by it. My feeling is that they will likely double down until they are completely isolated and there are enough fucking doylems over there that will continue to support it, even if it means they end up on the streets because they can't afford to pay for anything. Trump will lead them to the promised land of America being for the Americans because no cunt will want to live there.

No need, I have the list right here: 1) LTA - Repeat offender, reporting everything MF and Wyki posted. 2) Me - Joking around about Wyki 3) Wyki - being a fucking dirty grass.

@wykikitoon - you fucking grass.

It may well be but I have reported Wyki for the following reason: "Because Fish didn't have the stones to follow through on the joke" I hope the cunt gets banned tbh.

Done.

As if he's not going directly to sky, or match of the day

"Zhoo-eh-leent-ON"

That's only because Bruce used to tiddlywink polos into his mouth and he was too thick to realise he was taking the piss out of his criminally hilarious underbite.

I like that this one doesn't mention Saudi Arabia. Respect.

Get them bucked. 2-0 us.

He looks like he’s either a) gripping Trump’s nob firmly, but tenderly or b) checking his manicure. Trump should introduce a 100% tariff on blatant paedos and this bloke will be on the next plane to wherever Gary glitter went.

It doesn’t need to be him specifically like but that’s the profile I think we’ll look for rather than a ready made first teamer.

Shame we didn't make it more of a slog tbh.

Murphy is playing at the same level he was at last season. Only difference is he's being used consistently. I wouldn't be surprised if the RW brought in is seen as a long term replacement rather than an immediate upgrade. 20+ goal contributions so far and we aren't finished the season yet. I reckon someone like Dibling from Southampton will be the kind of player we look at rather than an immediate starter.

Then which pocket does he keyp eyz pink slice in?

Bruno man. What a fanny.

Blatantly getting one back now. Fucking jinx.

12 hours of premier league football since Leicester last scored a goal

Gave the keeper a dead leg on his way. Good man.

She married Jamie Vardy. She chose to marry someone who has a cock and balls and CHOOSES to drink WKD. 100% slag.