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Dazzler

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  1. Well this is just flagrantly false. Top Gun 2 has an 8.2. Fucking Criminal Minds is 8.1.. Poundland CSI
  2. It's on a wall. I'm shocked they haven't just tipped it over.
  3. He'll have his own show on GB News wearing a suit made of money telling the other postmasters to 'cry more' and calling them lefties and snowflakes by new year.
  4. This is unfair. He also serviced a Welsh opera singer and then had text messages leak where he slagged said singer off for getting royal honours before him
  5. Aye, the Adidas deal that Staveley brought in - as seen on the Amazon doc. He came in after that and has done absolutely fuck all. We haven't even brought in any arms-length PIF deals on board since he came in I don't think. Hopkinson is a commercial expert apparently, so maybe he's took one look at Silverstone and bulleted him.
  6. Name me a classier set of fans than Liverpool fans. I dare you. You can’t do it.
  7. They are but they have a lunatic / soggy lettuce managing them. If they fail it's because he's bottled it. Again.
  8. I'm 38 so none. I was born during a time of colour photos One is probably a relative though. It's Elswick so we're all related to some degree. I grew up with a handful of the Murtha's as an example
  9. Them freezing the tax allowances have been an effective tax increase for years with inflation being through the roof. We've had tax increases in all but name. The tories being the worst offenders for it ironically.
  10. Isak's agent seems the type..shame it didn't have a hair trigger.
  11. Benwell? Fucking Benwell?! I’m from Elswick, sir.
  12. At least mine was creative. Half of the puns are rewording what the last cunt said. Cum in the box tee hee. Makes my heart sad. Shameful from a bunch of elderly blokes tbh.
  13. Aye it’ll be shit for a decade and then some blokes from the Middle East will show up and Sheffield United fans will become increasingly racist. Don’t worry though because despite all of the wealth your owners possess, you won’t be allowed to spend any of it because Arne Slot won’t be able to tap up any of your players while he’s under his ever elevating ceiling.
  14. What the fuck is an aga? Posh cunt cooker? Tell them to come back to me after they’ve told the kids they can only have cold showers because dad used the last of the hot water to have a lukewarm Aldi pot noodle direct from the tap.
  15. Since she loves surprises stick one of these on: Jump out on her and if she doesn’t appreciate the surprise fucking knife her. Follow me for more hints and tips on how to save your marriage.
  16. That one pepper at the front has been done over by Pazuzu. It needs an exorcism. Stat.
  17. "Welcome to Jizz Hornkamp, we're singing kumbaya by the camp fire at seven, we've got a panty raid at eight and we're all jacking it in our sleeping bags by nine. You'll really enjoy it here."
  18. Yesterday was at a level of Brighton or Bournemouth away, where it makes little to no sense just how shit it was. The difference between them and yesterday was the quality of the opposition. Not that I think we should automatically beat West Ham like, but a team in a doom spiral should not be dog walking us like they did.
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